Jun 27, 2011 21:14
[Welcome again to the Bartz's channel! Today we can see this derp outside Goldenrod when he turn the video on. He's calling back his Houndoom and Charizard from their training when he looks at the camera.]
Finally! No more of those bugs around! Man, at least this is over. I have been wanting to ask to somebody around if they know if Machokes evolve into something or not. I have seen some pokemons with four arms that look like Machoke, so maybe they are connected or something!
[He finally laughs a bit.]
Luke, I'm going to meet up with you! With all this crazy thing over here I couldn't leave it. But I'll face Whitney so she can give me that thing to make traveling short!
[He starts running to where the Gym is. If you are all wondering how he's still alive, the answer is that he has a pretty cool Dodrio who thinks for him. Anyway, once he arrives to the Gym, he enters it with a big smile.]
Whitney, I heard you wanted a battle, so I'll give you one!
Uh? Aren't you a cute one? Well, if you think you can win against me, then let me prove you how wrong you are!
You're on!
[The next minutes, it involves Bartz's Pokemons completely kicking Withney's ass. It's almost frightening when you think about it, but the last Pokemon to win over Whitney's Miltank was his loyal friend Boko, the Dodrio. As expected, the Gym Leader starts to cry.]
W-what?! Hey, don't cry! You were so cool over there! [HOW DO I DEAL WITH CRYING GIRLS.] I mean, your Miltank suits you perfectly!
[Waaaait. Did he just call her fat? Oh, no you didn't...]
Whaaat do you mean with that?!
No, that's not what I meant! Hey, don't hit me▬
[And the feed ends. At least he won the badge?]
never say the f word,
*where: goldenrod,
bartz is an idiot