Life sux
What is your full name: Jessica Kiss My Ass
1. Nicknames: none, unless its like 'bitch' or 'hor'.
2. Birthday: Janurary 11, 1988
3. Age: 17
4. Sex: Female
5. Social Security: HA! Yeah right
6. Where do you live: Greenacres
7. What school do you go to: John I.
8. Siblings and their ages: none
9. Pets: Kitty
11. Righty or Lefty: Righty
************* YOUR LOOKS *************
skipping this
************* JUST LATELY *************
21. How are you today: I could be better.
22. What pants are you wearing now?: My heart boxers
23. What shirt are you wearing right now: a cherry pj top
24. What does your hair look like at the moment: its up in a tight bun
25. What song are u listening to right now: Danger Zone-Gwen Stefani
26. What is the weather like right now: sorta cold
27. Last person you talked to on the phone: kyle I think
28. Last Dream you can remember: The one that happened last night.
************* More about YOU! *************
29. What are the last four digits of your phone number: HELL
30. If you were a crayon, what color would u want to be: I dunno, but Id wanna be one of those color and smell crayons
31. Have you ever almost died: Yeah, probably
32. Do u like the person that sent you this: No one really 'sent' this to me
33. How do u eat an Oreo: Dunk the mofo in milk.
34. What makes you happy: Feels like nothing right now
35. What's the next CD u are going to buy: the whisper cd
36. What religion/denomination are you: christian
37. Have you ever won any special awards: f-cat awards, band awards, crap like that.
38. What are your future goals: Be successful in w/e
39. Do u like to dance: to tired to think about dancing
40. Worst sickness u ever had: and ovarian cist (?)
41. What's the stupidest thing u ever done: Been born
42. What's your favorite memory: Im in a state of mind where all happy memories are blocked off.
43. Where do you shop the most: Taco Bell?
44. How many kids do you want to have: 26
45. Son's name: One
46. Daughter's name: Two
47. Do you do drugs: no
48. Do you drink: not really
49. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use: Head n Shoulders
50. What sport do you hate the most: All the ones I cant play, which is about everything.
51. What are you most scared of: Dying or others close to me dying, or being poor
52. How many TV's do you have in your house: 3, if you count the tv card on my dads computer
53. Do you have your own phone line: no
54. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: not really
55. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractered a bone: think so
56. Who do you tell your dreams to: if any, Kyle
57. Who's the loudest friend you have: Brandi. Juliette
58. Who's the quietest friend: Kristen. um...
59. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop: Like I count...losers.
60. Which came first, the chicken or the egg: the chinese.
************* YOU and LOVE *************
61. Do you believe in Love: NO! For I am hellspawn! RAWR!
62. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend: Kitty is my unwilling g/f (...sorry Becca..lol)
63. Who is your crush: Orange
64. Did you send this to your crush: he doesnt really do a lot of work on the computer.
65. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon: A vending machine
66. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: The bright orange can.
67. Longest crush: the 12oz.
68 Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with: Ive had a thing for Grape crush...
69. Do you think you are attractive: Im so FAT and RED! Just call me Santa!
70. Do others find you attractive: Those who are blind.
****ON Guys FOR Girls TO FILL OUT (for girls only)*****
71. Curly or straight hair for girl : Lezbo
72. Tall or short: taller
73. muscley or lean: Its kinda weird if my guy would be skinnier than me.
74. Good or bad guys: Depends
75. piercings or not: whatever
76. Tan or no Tan: who gives?
77. Dimples or not: dimples are stupid
78. Stubble or neatly shaven: fuck off!
79. Rugged or sporty: shut up
80. Studly or cutie: geez...
81. Accent or not: go to hell!
82. Glasses: blah blah blah
83. Smart or dumb: !@^*&@$%
************ Pick One: THIS OR THAT *************
108. Lights on/off: Off
109. Sun or Rain: Sun
110. Mickey D's(McDonalds) or BK(Burger King): McDonalds
111. Backstreet Boys or NSYNC? Which group is more gay?
112. Paper or plastic: w/e
113. Sausage or pepperoni: Pepperoni
114. Summer or Spring: Summer
115. Hugs or kisses: both?
116. Chocolate or white milk: white
117. Beer or bourbon: Crack
118. Glass half full or half empty: empty, all of it
119. CD or Tape: CD
120. Tape or DVD: DVD
121. Cats or Dogs: either
122. Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Jell-O
123. Vanilla or Chocolate: Vanilla
124. Skiing or Boarding: Boarding
125. Day or night: dunno
126. Cake or pie: pie
127. Pearl or diamond: Diamond
128. Sunset or Sunrise: both creep me out
************ YOUR FAVS *************
129. Color: Black
130. Food: Thai style chicken fried rice...I think
131. Fast Food: dont wanna think about it
132. Candy: Plain chocolate bar.
133. Beverage: Remember the Orange?
134. Ice Cream Flavor: Dont wanna think of ice cream..
135. Animal: all kinds, except the ones that try to hurt me and give me rabies.
136. Radio Station: The Buzz
137. Song: 45-Shinedown
138. Singer/band: Dunno
139. Number: 26. like ma kids
140. Fav. Actor and actress: dont pay attention
141. Fav. day of the year: fuck, I dunno
142. Fav. month: dunno anymore
143. Fav. TV show: Dont have one
144. Teacher: Ms. Caputo
145. Board Game: Pretty Pretty Mexicano Prince, like Becca
************* HAVE YOU EVER *************
146. Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Im hellspawn, remember?
147. Drank Alcohol?: Yea
148. Ever gotten dumped: Once
149. Broke law?: Probably
150. Ran from the cops? Yes, but I dont think they were chasing me.
151. Stole something? Yeah
152. Tried to kill yourself: No
153. Made yourself sick?: Sounds like it hurts
154. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Probably did when I was little, you know it works.
1. Nicknames: none, unless its like 'bitch' or 'hor'.
2. Birthday: Janurary 11, 1988
3. Age: 17
4. Sex: Female
5. Social Security: HA! Yeah right
6. Where do you live: Greenacres
7. What school do you go to: John I.
8. Siblings and their ages: none
9. Pets: Kitty
11. Righty or Lefty: Righty
************* YOUR LOOKS *************
skipping this
************* JUST LATELY *************
21. How are you today: I could be better.
22. What pants are you wearing now?: My heart boxers
23. What shirt are you wearing right now: a cherry pj top
24. What does your hair look like at the moment: its up in a tight bun
25. What song are u listening to right now: Danger Zone-Gwen Stefani
26. What is the weather like right now: sorta cold
27. Last person you talked to on the phone: kyle I think
28. Last Dream you can remember: The one that happened last night.
************* More about YOU! *************
29. What are the last four digits of your phone number: HELL
30. If you were a crayon, what color would u want to be: I dunno, but Id wanna be one of those color and smell crayons
31. Have you ever almost died: Yeah, probably
32. Do u like the person that sent you this: No one really 'sent' this to me
33. How do u eat an Oreo: Dunk the mofo in milk.
34. What makes you happy: Feels like nothing right now
35. What's the next CD u are going to buy: the whisper cd
36. What religion/denomination are you: christian
37. Have you ever won any special awards: f-cat awards, band awards, crap like that.
38. What are your future goals: Be successful in w/e
39. Do u like to dance: to tired to think about dancing
40. Worst sickness u ever had: and ovarian cist (?)
41. What's the stupidest thing u ever done: Been born
42. What's your favorite memory: Im in a state of mind where all happy memories are blocked off.
43. Where do you shop the most: Taco Bell?
44. How many kids do you want to have: 26
45. Son's name: One
46. Daughter's name: Two
47. Do you do drugs: no
48. Do you drink: not really
49. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use: Head n Shoulders
50. What sport do you hate the most: All the ones I cant play, which is about everything.
51. What are you most scared of: Dying or others close to me dying, or being poor
52. How many TV's do you have in your house: 3, if you count the tv card on my dads computer
53. Do you have your own phone line: no
54. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: not really
55. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractered a bone: think so
56. Who do you tell your dreams to: if any, Kyle
57. Who's the loudest friend you have: Brandi. Juliette
58. Who's the quietest friend: Kristen. um...
59. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop: Like I count...losers.
60. Which came first, the chicken or the egg: the chinese.
************* YOU and LOVE *************
61. Do you believe in Love: NO! For I am hellspawn! RAWR!
62. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend: Kitty is my unwilling g/f (...sorry Becca..lol)
63. Who is your crush: Orange
64. Did you send this to your crush: he doesnt really do a lot of work on the computer.
65. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon: A vending machine
66. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex: The bright orange can.
67. Longest crush: the 12oz.
68 Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with: Ive had a thing for Grape crush...
69. Do you think you are attractive: Im so FAT and RED! Just call me Santa!
70. Do others find you attractive: Those who are blind.
****ON Guys FOR Girls TO FILL OUT (for girls only)*****
71. Curly or straight hair for girl : Lezbo
72. Tall or short: taller
73. muscley or lean: Its kinda weird if my guy would be skinnier than me.
74. Good or bad guys: Depends
75. piercings or not: whatever
76. Tan or no Tan: who gives?
77. Dimples or not: dimples are stupid
78. Stubble or neatly shaven: fuck off!
79. Rugged or sporty: shut up
80. Studly or cutie: geez...
81. Accent or not: go to hell!
82. Glasses: blah blah blah
83. Smart or dumb: !@^*&@$%
************ Pick One: THIS OR THAT *************
108. Lights on/off: Off
109. Sun or Rain: Sun
110. Mickey D's(McDonalds) or BK(Burger King): McDonalds
111. Backstreet Boys or NSYNC? Which group is more gay?
112. Paper or plastic: w/e
113. Sausage or pepperoni: Pepperoni
114. Summer or Spring: Summer
115. Hugs or kisses: both?
116. Chocolate or white milk: white
117. Beer or bourbon: Crack
118. Glass half full or half empty: empty, all of it
119. CD or Tape: CD
120. Tape or DVD: DVD
121. Cats or Dogs: either
122. Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Jell-O
123. Vanilla or Chocolate: Vanilla
124. Skiing or Boarding: Boarding
125. Day or night: dunno
126. Cake or pie: pie
127. Pearl or diamond: Diamond
128. Sunset or Sunrise: both creep me out
************ YOUR FAVS *************
129. Color: Black
130. Food: Thai style chicken fried rice...I think
131. Fast Food: dont wanna think about it
132. Candy: Plain chocolate bar.
133. Beverage: Remember the Orange?
134. Ice Cream Flavor: Dont wanna think of ice cream..
135. Animal: all kinds, except the ones that try to hurt me and give me rabies.
136. Radio Station: The Buzz
137. Song: 45-Shinedown
138. Singer/band: Dunno
139. Number: 26. like ma kids
140. Fav. Actor and actress: dont pay attention
141. Fav. day of the year: fuck, I dunno
142. Fav. month: dunno anymore
143. Fav. TV show: Dont have one
144. Teacher: Ms. Caputo
145. Board Game: Pretty Pretty Mexicano Prince, like Becca
************* HAVE YOU EVER *************
146. Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Im hellspawn, remember?
147. Drank Alcohol?: Yea
148. Ever gotten dumped: Once
149. Broke law?: Probably
150. Ran from the cops? Yes, but I dont think they were chasing me.
151. Stole something? Yeah
152. Tried to kill yourself: No
153. Made yourself sick?: Sounds like it hurts
154. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Probably did when I was little, you know it works.