Minifills full of CRACK!
Here are several fills for strangest prompts.
WARNING: This is shameless CRACK!
PROMPT 1
>"RELEASE THE RADIOACTIVE SUPER-INTELIGENT SQUID!"
...take this wherever you want.<
And I took it here...
MORIARTY: "Finally, Sherlock, you and I meet! BUAHAHAHAHA!"
SHERLOCK: "That we do, again. What is it going to be this time? A killer rabbit?"
MORIARTY: "Sherlock, dear, you know I never repeat myself. Killer rabbit was yesterday. No, this time I've got a special surprise to you! Something you and your pet have never, ever seen"
SHERLOCK: "Yeah?"
MORIARTY: "YEAH! ZOMBIES! BUAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sooooo devious, those are zombies, and I'm cool, and you're dead! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I'm going, I don't want to have my suit dirty with pats of your bodies flying around! Bye, bye!"
SHERLOCK: "Bye yourself, Moriarty! ... John? Any ideas what to do?"
JOHN: "OH YES!"
(Sounds of shots. Sounds of beating with a pipe. Sounds of a chainsaw. Sounds of a lawnmower. Sounds of a drill. Sounds of a rubber ducky. )
SHERLOCK: "John. That was ... good, but a little bit disturbig. Especially the part with a duck. "
JOHN: "Weeeell, those were not very nice zombies... Dinner?"
SHERLOCK: "Let's go to Angelo's"
JOHN: "Good idea, I'll scrub the walls later..."
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MORIARTY: "BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Sherlock, we mee..."
SHERLOCK: "Get to the point, Moriarty, there is 'Doctor Who' on TV in 10 minutes."
MORIARTY: "Oh, REALLY? No way, I'll skip the part where I gloat, okay? Just ... look as I were a bit superior, ok? So, you might have survived my ninjas, pirates, knights that say Ni, killer rabbit, zombies, vampires, killer robots and the CUTE PUPPY, but now I'll get you good! Or rather, it will. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA"
SHERLOCK: "Really..."
MORIARTY: "IT'S BEN, my super mutated geneticlly engenieered cucumber of doom! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA"
SHERLOCK: "Ah. It's quite impressive accomplishment. But should it be so... small?"
MORIARTY: " BUAHAHAHAAH...Whut?"
SHERLOCK: "Should it be so small? It's just a... pickle."
MORIARTY: "Yes, but it's a pickle of DOOM."
SHERLOCK: "But a SMALL pickle of doom. One can say that a cucumber of this size cannot bring a proper doom."
MORIARTY: "Hey, if you're so smart Sherlock, make one yourself!"
SHERLOCK: "No need to get snappy. It's just a suggestion. Have you tried fetilizer?"
JOHN: " I'm BLOODY WATCHING TV HERE! (sound of a hammer hit). Now can YOU TWO BE QUIET?!"
MORIARTY: " I don't believe it! Your pet just destroyed my cucumber of DOOM...!"
SHERLOCK: "Your Picle of doom"
MORIARTY: "I HATE YOU BOTH (runs crying)"
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MORIARTY: "Okay. We meet again, blah, blah, blah, I'll get to the point today."
SHERLOCK: "Good, Moriarty, at last you learn!"
MORIARTY: "So I do. MEN? RELEASE THE RADIOACTIVE SUPER-INTELIGENT SQUID!BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
JOHN: "Oh. My. Holy. Cuddly. Sweaters. Of. Awsomness. THE RADIOACTIVE SUPER-INTELIGENT SQUID!"
MYCROFT: "Ah, thought I'll find you here, dear brother, I wanted to borrow your riding crop..."
SHERLOCK: "LOOK OUT, IT'S THE RADIOACTIVE SUPER-INTELIGENT SQUID!!!!"
MYCROFT: "Yes, I see that... Hm, do you facy a dinner, my dear Sqid? My treat, of course."
SQUID: "I'd have to be STUPID to turn down an offer like that! Can... Can I hold your hand?"
MYCROFT: "I don't see why not, really. Oh, your smile is positively glowing!"
SHERLOCK: "John?"
JOHN: "Yeah?"
SHERLOCK: "Tell me I didn't see my brother go on date with a squid."
JOHN: " The radioactive SUPER-INTELIGENT Squid, and yes, you did."
SHERLOCK: "I think it's time for some herbal soothers..."
JOHN: "Oh God, yes"
PROMPT 2:
>It's very late, and Mrs. Hudson's worried about the three men upstairs who are working so terribly hard.
Lestrade's over at 221B with stacks of files on a most worrisome case. He's totally stressed, John's totally exhausted, and Sherlock's totally manic. None of them seems likely to get rest anytime soon.
So Mrs. Hudson serves up some tea with her own special added ingredient. Maybe that will help those lovely men relax a bit...<
Okay... Here we go:
SHERLOCK: Most curious.
JOHN: What, the wombat?
LESTRADE: WHEEEE! Wom-bat! I like wombats, wombats are cool like a baloon!
JOHN: Greg... There is no wombat. I KILLED HIM WITH THE POWER OF MY MIND-FU! BUAHAHAHAHA
LESTRADE: NO! He killed MY wombat! He... I... I'll arrest you for indecent broccoli! No, not broccoli!
SHERLOCK: It must be the tea...
LESTRADE: Yes, indecent TEA! Not broccoli. Broccoli is good! Wombat is better.
JOHN: Yeah. Sorry for the wombat... it just happened. When its horns started steaming...
LESTRADE: Don't mention it. If it turned purple like that unicorn in the corner we'd have problem.
JOHN: Oh, I know where I was wrong all my life! I'm a princess, not broccoli!
SHERLOCK: John, where is your camera? The one you bought to make YouTube channel for your blog?
JOHN: It's left from Australia. No. Zimbabwe.
LESTRADE: Ziiimmbwuabue. LOOK I'm ZIIMBUABUAULE!
SHERLOCK: Could you please take my boxers from your head?
LESTRADE: IT"S MY CROWN,
JOHN: AND I'M HIS PRINCESS!
LESTRADE: MARRY ME, BROCCOLI!
JOHN: LET"S KISS, Strady-king!
SHERLOCK: No, John, that's my elbow. There is Lestrade.
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next morning
JOHN: Huh? Harry? Why are you calling at... 11 in the morning? What do you mean, Sherlock's YouTube channel? He has no... WHAT? What wombat?! Me and... WHAT?! No way, I'd remember, besides it... Lestrade? Accidentally? WITH A SKULL? SHERLOCK!!!!!
SHERLOCK: It was a fascinating science study.
PROMPT 3:
>Sherlock is constantly guessing John's passwords, yes? And getting them correct.
One day John decides "enough is enough", and changes his password to something he knows that Sherlock will never be able to type, even if he guesses it...<
8.02 AM
PASSWORD: sherlock_is_a_git
8.05AM
PASSWORD: try_harder_john
12.50AM
PASSWORD: hastalavistababy
12.54AM
PASSWORD: iamback
3.15PM
PASSWORD: gardenmercuryvenusearthmars
4.12PM
PASSWORD: ha_ha_ha_veryfunny
8.20PM
PASSWORD: WILLUEVERSTOP
8.21PM
PASSWORD: NOPE
8.30PM
PASSWORD: sallydonovanishotandhasniceboobs
10.20PM
PASSWORD: ughpleasesparemedetails3somewithandersonisnotmystyle
10.40PM
PASSWORD: FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10.43PM
PASSWORD: mature
11.39PM
PASSWORD: sexwithmycroftwaswonderful
00.45AM
PASSWORD: nojustno
00.55AM
PASSWORD: isuckedmycroftscockanditwassuperb
01.20AM
PASSWORD: stopmakingthosefakedisturbingconfessions
02.45AM
PASSWORD: they
02.48AM
PASSWORD: what
02.50AM
PASSWORD: arenot
03.01AM
PASSWORD: noidontevenno
04.00AM
PASSWORD: thefeelofmycroftscockinmewaswonderful
....
....
....
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
John, change your password. Now.
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: JOHN
Finally u can't crack it! HA! HA! :-D Finally I don't hav 2 ask you 4 my passwrd! :-DDDD
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
I can, but if I write it my fingers will be contaminated.
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
contaminated FOREVER.
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
And my eyeballs will get burned out.
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: JOHN
Why do u txt when I sit in next room? &I won't change my passwrd
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
... Trade?
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: JOHN
What?
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
You chagnge the password, you get to experiment who is better: Me or mycroft
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
John?
....
...
8.45 PM
PASSWORD: sherlockissexgod
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: JOHN
whut, not changing this one? ;-)
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
Couldn't think of better. No. Wait.
8.50PM
PASSWORD: john&sherlockaresexgods
....
CONFIRM YOU ARE HUMAN BELOW:
-----------------------------
| I WILL TELL MUMMY! |
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WARNING: This is shameless CRACK!
PROMPT 1
>"RELEASE THE RADIOACTIVE SUPER-INTELIGENT SQUID!"
...take this wherever you want.<
And I took it here...
MORIARTY: "Finally, Sherlock, you and I meet! BUAHAHAHAHA!"
SHERLOCK: "That we do, again. What is it going to be this time? A killer rabbit?"
MORIARTY: "Sherlock, dear, you know I never repeat myself. Killer rabbit was yesterday. No, this time I've got a special surprise to you! Something you and your pet have never, ever seen"
SHERLOCK: "Yeah?"
MORIARTY: "YEAH! ZOMBIES! BUAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sooooo devious, those are zombies, and I'm cool, and you're dead! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I'm going, I don't want to have my suit dirty with pats of your bodies flying around! Bye, bye!"
SHERLOCK: "Bye yourself, Moriarty! ... John? Any ideas what to do?"
JOHN: "OH YES!"
(Sounds of shots. Sounds of beating with a pipe. Sounds of a chainsaw. Sounds of a lawnmower. Sounds of a drill. Sounds of a rubber ducky. )
SHERLOCK: "John. That was ... good, but a little bit disturbig. Especially the part with a duck. "
JOHN: "Weeeell, those were not very nice zombies... Dinner?"
SHERLOCK: "Let's go to Angelo's"
JOHN: "Good idea, I'll scrub the walls later..."
---------
MORIARTY: "BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Sherlock, we mee..."
SHERLOCK: "Get to the point, Moriarty, there is 'Doctor Who' on TV in 10 minutes."
MORIARTY: "Oh, REALLY? No way, I'll skip the part where I gloat, okay? Just ... look as I were a bit superior, ok? So, you might have survived my ninjas, pirates, knights that say Ni, killer rabbit, zombies, vampires, killer robots and the CUTE PUPPY, but now I'll get you good! Or rather, it will. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA"
SHERLOCK: "Really..."
MORIARTY: "IT'S BEN, my super mutated geneticlly engenieered cucumber of doom! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA"
SHERLOCK: "Ah. It's quite impressive accomplishment. But should it be so... small?"
MORIARTY: " BUAHAHAHAAH...Whut?"
SHERLOCK: "Should it be so small? It's just a... pickle."
MORIARTY: "Yes, but it's a pickle of DOOM."
SHERLOCK: "But a SMALL pickle of doom. One can say that a cucumber of this size cannot bring a proper doom."
MORIARTY: "Hey, if you're so smart Sherlock, make one yourself!"
SHERLOCK: "No need to get snappy. It's just a suggestion. Have you tried fetilizer?"
JOHN: " I'm BLOODY WATCHING TV HERE! (sound of a hammer hit). Now can YOU TWO BE QUIET?!"
MORIARTY: " I don't believe it! Your pet just destroyed my cucumber of DOOM...!"
SHERLOCK: "Your Picle of doom"
MORIARTY: "I HATE YOU BOTH (runs crying)"
--------------------
MORIARTY: "Okay. We meet again, blah, blah, blah, I'll get to the point today."
SHERLOCK: "Good, Moriarty, at last you learn!"
MORIARTY: "So I do. MEN? RELEASE THE RADIOACTIVE SUPER-INTELIGENT SQUID!BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
JOHN: "Oh. My. Holy. Cuddly. Sweaters. Of. Awsomness. THE RADIOACTIVE SUPER-INTELIGENT SQUID!"
MYCROFT: "Ah, thought I'll find you here, dear brother, I wanted to borrow your riding crop..."
SHERLOCK: "LOOK OUT, IT'S THE RADIOACTIVE SUPER-INTELIGENT SQUID!!!!"
MYCROFT: "Yes, I see that... Hm, do you facy a dinner, my dear Sqid? My treat, of course."
SQUID: "I'd have to be STUPID to turn down an offer like that! Can... Can I hold your hand?"
MYCROFT: "I don't see why not, really. Oh, your smile is positively glowing!"
SHERLOCK: "John?"
JOHN: "Yeah?"
SHERLOCK: "Tell me I didn't see my brother go on date with a squid."
JOHN: " The radioactive SUPER-INTELIGENT Squid, and yes, you did."
SHERLOCK: "I think it's time for some herbal soothers..."
JOHN: "Oh God, yes"
PROMPT 2:
>It's very late, and Mrs. Hudson's worried about the three men upstairs who are working so terribly hard.
Lestrade's over at 221B with stacks of files on a most worrisome case. He's totally stressed, John's totally exhausted, and Sherlock's totally manic. None of them seems likely to get rest anytime soon.
So Mrs. Hudson serves up some tea with her own special added ingredient. Maybe that will help those lovely men relax a bit...<
Okay... Here we go:
SHERLOCK: Most curious.
JOHN: What, the wombat?
LESTRADE: WHEEEE! Wom-bat! I like wombats, wombats are cool like a baloon!
JOHN: Greg... There is no wombat. I KILLED HIM WITH THE POWER OF MY MIND-FU! BUAHAHAHAHA
LESTRADE: NO! He killed MY wombat! He... I... I'll arrest you for indecent broccoli! No, not broccoli!
SHERLOCK: It must be the tea...
LESTRADE: Yes, indecent TEA! Not broccoli. Broccoli is good! Wombat is better.
JOHN: Yeah. Sorry for the wombat... it just happened. When its horns started steaming...
LESTRADE: Don't mention it. If it turned purple like that unicorn in the corner we'd have problem.
JOHN: Oh, I know where I was wrong all my life! I'm a princess, not broccoli!
SHERLOCK: John, where is your camera? The one you bought to make YouTube channel for your blog?
JOHN: It's left from Australia. No. Zimbabwe.
LESTRADE: Ziiimmbwuabue. LOOK I'm ZIIMBUABUAULE!
SHERLOCK: Could you please take my boxers from your head?
LESTRADE: IT"S MY CROWN,
JOHN: AND I'M HIS PRINCESS!
LESTRADE: MARRY ME, BROCCOLI!
JOHN: LET"S KISS, Strady-king!
SHERLOCK: No, John, that's my elbow. There is Lestrade.
-------------
next morning
JOHN: Huh? Harry? Why are you calling at... 11 in the morning? What do you mean, Sherlock's YouTube channel? He has no... WHAT? What wombat?! Me and... WHAT?! No way, I'd remember, besides it... Lestrade? Accidentally? WITH A SKULL? SHERLOCK!!!!!
SHERLOCK: It was a fascinating science study.
PROMPT 3:
>Sherlock is constantly guessing John's passwords, yes? And getting them correct.
One day John decides "enough is enough", and changes his password to something he knows that Sherlock will never be able to type, even if he guesses it...<
8.02 AM
PASSWORD: sherlock_is_a_git
8.05AM
PASSWORD: try_harder_john
12.50AM
PASSWORD: hastalavistababy
12.54AM
PASSWORD: iamback
3.15PM
PASSWORD: gardenmercuryvenusearthmars
4.12PM
PASSWORD: ha_ha_ha_veryfunny
8.20PM
PASSWORD: WILLUEVERSTOP
8.21PM
PASSWORD: NOPE
8.30PM
PASSWORD: sallydonovanishotandhasniceboobs
10.20PM
PASSWORD: ughpleasesparemedetails3somewithandersonisnotmystyle
10.40PM
PASSWORD: FUCKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10.43PM
PASSWORD: mature
11.39PM
PASSWORD: sexwithmycroftwaswonderful
00.45AM
PASSWORD: nojustno
00.55AM
PASSWORD: isuckedmycroftscockanditwassuperb
01.20AM
PASSWORD: stopmakingthosefakedisturbingconfessions
02.45AM
PASSWORD: they
02.48AM
PASSWORD: what
02.50AM
PASSWORD: arenot
03.01AM
PASSWORD: noidontevenno
04.00AM
PASSWORD: thefeelofmycroftscockinmewaswonderful
....
....
....
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
John, change your password. Now.
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: JOHN
Finally u can't crack it! HA! HA! :-D Finally I don't hav 2 ask you 4 my passwrd! :-DDDD
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
I can, but if I write it my fingers will be contaminated.
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
contaminated FOREVER.
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
And my eyeballs will get burned out.
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: JOHN
Why do u txt when I sit in next room? &I won't change my passwrd
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
... Trade?
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: JOHN
What?
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
You chagnge the password, you get to experiment who is better: Me or mycroft
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
John?
....
...
8.45 PM
PASSWORD: sherlockissexgod
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: JOHN
whut, not changing this one? ;-)
TEXT MESSAGE FROM: SHERLOCK
Couldn't think of better. No. Wait.
8.50PM
PASSWORD: john&sherlockaresexgods
....
CONFIRM YOU ARE HUMAN BELOW:
-----------------------------
| I WILL TELL MUMMY! |
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