Michiru slaps herself on the forehead. Mentally.
Okay, well, I think I have some sort of minor health problem... I keep needing to pee WAY too many times to the point where recently it wakes me up during the night... I mean, even my trip in Vancouver, I totally remember needing to tell everyone "Guys, I need to go to the bathroom!" I think this is WAY too annoying... so today I went to see a doctor about it.
She says I'm really healthy, and there's nothing wrong... but she's going to let me have an ultrasound exam or something like that. So she asks me if I've had sex before, and naturally, I answer yes.
And so she's talking about pap smears and crud, and I'm like, "I've never had intercourse..."
Doctor: Never? So you're a virgin?
Me: Uhh, well... I've never had intercourse, so I think so! (I've never done it with a guy...!)
Doctor: No genital intercourse.
Me: Nope!
Doctor: You said you had sex, so...
Me: (DUH, what do you think she was talking about? Stupid!!! You're a virgin by straight standards!!!) ...oh no, I'm a virgin... eheheh...
So tomorrow I need to call in and make an appointment for ultrasound... and I hope I can get this all done before I need to return back to Santa Cruz. She says that I'm a really healthy person, so everything ought to be fine... and told me not to worry because this kind of problem is frequent especially in younger people. Or really really really old people. Eheh. Hopefully nothing serious is wrong with me, yeah?
...and why is it that doctors always have the most horrid handwriting? I cannot read a thing!
Dropped Ron at the airport today...
And today involved lots of driving. Lots. And maybe some more driving later. Oh boy do I love driving!! :D)-/
She says I'm really healthy, and there's nothing wrong... but she's going to let me have an ultrasound exam or something like that. So she asks me if I've had sex before, and naturally, I answer yes.
And so she's talking about pap smears and crud, and I'm like, "I've never had intercourse..."
Doctor: Never? So you're a virgin?
Me: Uhh, well... I've never had intercourse, so I think so! (I've never done it with a guy...!)
Doctor: No genital intercourse.
Me: Nope!
Doctor: You said you had sex, so...
Me: (DUH, what do you think she was talking about? Stupid!!! You're a virgin by straight standards!!!) ...oh no, I'm a virgin... eheheh...
So tomorrow I need to call in and make an appointment for ultrasound... and I hope I can get this all done before I need to return back to Santa Cruz. She says that I'm a really healthy person, so everything ought to be fine... and told me not to worry because this kind of problem is frequent especially in younger people. Or really really really old people. Eheh. Hopefully nothing serious is wrong with me, yeah?
...and why is it that doctors always have the most horrid handwriting? I cannot read a thing!
Dropped Ron at the airport today...
And today involved lots of driving. Lots. And maybe some more driving later. Oh boy do I love driving!! :D)-/