Im posting a live journal entry. on the real?

[miltonsstapler]

"now my sock is wet with piss" -sarah

"i better pee now so i dont have anything come out during this" -sarah

"shit" -alissa

"yessica" -scher

"yes?" - yessica

Chuck Norris invented the giraffe, when he uppercutted a horse.

and by Chuck I mean sarah.