Im bored as shit at work so i decided to post on this thingy again
But instead of updating about my life... im just gonna do a random post about friends cause that sounds like something i would do
1. Danny Dchuna
What Can be said about Danny Dchuna to justify how awesome this dude is? Well for starters hes always smiling and willing to lend a helping hand. He is also Indian and sorta like Kumar, cept hes into realestate and not medicine. Nothing seems to get this dude down whether it be getting arrested, having to move back in with his mom, or whatever else. I know when I need an ear for the casual listening of my constant bitching, danny always will be there, and then most likely we will go take part in some psychedlic substances
2. Mike Brizendine
This is a top notch dude. Whether he is overly positive or being a very honest asshole! This guy is one of my favorites. His positivity always picks me up when I am down, and his honesty can be so harsh that I cant help bbut laugh at the recieving end of whomever it was directed to. You will find nowhere else a man who is as sincere as this guy is. I dont think hes ever really been anything but himself, and because of this i always know that when im with Mike, that I will be getting Mike. Hes a vegetarian so thats +500 points
3. Chris johnson
this dude was born in the wrong country. He shouldve been born over in Norway and been involved in the church burnings of the early-mid 90's started by the Black metal scene, specifically the Emporor and Mayhem fella's. Plus hes so into swedish thrash that he would at least be right down the road from that. Besides Chris being a God hating, Bush loather, hes a funny ass motherfucker and a dude with a good heart. Hes a quiet man, but his remarks and comments are well timed! He has a most excellent taste in music, one of the few that i actually respect, and hes a stand up vegetarian +500. My favorite hateful person
4. Pete Menegez
This dude is my favoritest of all my cousins. Hes a true irish brother in arms, and sometimes is more like me than i would like to admit. Hes a devious man who is lazy and wishes to do nothing. I can relate to that. WE differ on the fact that I have a job and he does not!! But pete is a man who loves to indulge in some nice smokeage or shroomage. We have partaken in many bed time bowls and pondered about life and much more. Hes also an avid soccer and soccer-tennis player, and usually I will accompany him and others in a few games throughout the week. While his music taste has improven over the years, it still needs some modifications and guidance which he usually finds through charlie, me, and danny.
5. Matthew Prado
This guy has been one of my right hand men for the past 8 1/2 years. Weve destroyed property and peoples lives together. While our side by sideness has fizzled some over the past 3 years due to us being at different points in our lives, our friendship is still as strong as ever. We might not do everything together, and be as destructive as we once were, but our activities have developed into more simple things such as tennis and just making fun and being mean to people instead of ruining their lives. we enjoy the occasional bowl together, and Prado has become one to indulge in Vodka. This definitely was a shocker for me, as during my drug and alcohol heydays prado was the only one of our friends to keep it clean and abstain. Boy have the tides changed
6. Jimmy Taheri
Another friend of more recent times, Jimmy I met when i was 18 and somehow we ended up becoming friends and playing in a band together. I dont know how it happened, but we started hanging out through mutual friends and interests and the rest is history. While jimmy no longer listens to hardcore, i would rather him listen to sabbath and municipal waste than listen to bad hardcore bands, but he usually had alright taste. He listens to too much crappy soft rock bands these days though. Jimmy is probably one of my main right hand men of this day. We jam together, and party with the same crowd and go to the same shows. You can usually find up at the GCHC southmore house shows thrashin to SSE, Race Against Time and whatever touring band is coming through. Jimmy has a good heart, but i make fun of him a bunch for being a damn pussy, which he is. He is still my homebrother though
7. Matthew Maynard
This is probably the most wholesome american boy i know, but it really is just a cover up. Matthew Maynard is in face the Anti-christ and possibley the most evil person i know. He has no soul, just a dark hole where a soul might reside in an actual human. This is the reason i enjoy hanging with him, he is evil and doesnt give a fuck. He'll make fun of anyone and rag on them all night, and usually goes into 30 minute rants that are hilarious. He comes up with the wierdest shit too. This fool is a smokin machine too, but hes been clean for work for 7 weeks, but still drinks like a mofo. He is a great asshole, and we complement each other nicely. He usually ends up being my partner in beer pong and we combine our powers to distract others from winning. One time when Danny D was my partner before maynard arrived, he became enraged and never forgave me, he brings it up to this day.
8. David Horn
Possibley the wierdest dude i have ever met and have ever known, but thats why I love him to death. The first time I really hung out with this guy he seemed normal and no wierdness was really shown ( other than he showed me some raps he did under the moniker Pubic Enemy). Ater a trip across country though I truly realized how wierd this dude was. Hes a very smart guy, extremely polite and witty, was vegan for a long while and still a strict vegetarian (+1000), and other than a few tatoos and his plugs (which he no longer has) he seems like a completely normal dude. This image of him combined with the ultra wierdness is what makes me enjoy his company. You never really know what hes gonna do, whether it be get naked and chase mir, play with my dogs nipples, attack you, suck on lemons and drool into a cup or whatever else. These combinations of thigns that make david horn an awesome friend and a unique individual.
9. Jack Daniels
John Daniels III is a stand up crucial dude. He only listens to a few crucial hardcore bands, fantasy metal, and some horrible rap, but this dude looks like he came out of NYC 1988 (cept his shirts are circa 2001). Jack is a goofy dude, while maybe not as much as david, he too has a wild side. This fool has been known to get naked and teabag a few here and there. Hes definitely one of my favorite friends for not only is he crucial but the dude knows how to party. I think most every band i have done since highschool has included jack in one way or another. Bands weve done: Where We Stand, Pay The Price, About Time, Daggermouth, Vitality and probably more to come. I love this dude
10. Charlie Tobaoda/ Aaron Mallory - i couldnt decide between the two!
a. Charlie Tabaoda - his last name is wierd and i dont think i will ever spell it correctly. This guy has a lot in common with me as we dont really live in reality, more so of one that we create ourself. Charlie will go off on a story that is true but slowly exaggerate it to become totally out of this world, and sometimes like myself will tell a story thats totalyl removed from reality, but tell it so well that it almost becomes real. He has been a punk rocker and a hippie and what else, so we relate on that. We both have vary diverse musical tastes and like everything from nofx to mastadon to sabbath to easyside dub allstars. Hes pretty dirty too and looks more homeless everytime i see him
b. Aaron mallory - this has been a man that i respect and enjoy hanging with! Being around him lately always brightens my day cause hes always happy, smiling and laughing. There was a period where he just dissapeared and seemed to be in a negative rut, but he sprung out better than ever. Im glad to have him back in the band and being happy. He also has a semi-diverse taste in music, and doesnt only jam the crucialest of the core or the thrashiest of the thrash, or the most metal of the metal. Hes been vegetarian for a long while (+500 points) and so I know I can always count on him to go out and get some good grub. I wish all my friends were vegetarian but you just gotta take them for what they are
Me - Im a vegetarian who is pretty self-absorbed. I like myself better than most people and think I am better than most people, which is probably true. I have an eclectic and snobby taste in music, some people say its an elitist attitude but they are just jealous of my knowledge. I hate a lot of things, probably most things and the only thing i really care about these days is making money and being veg and getting laid with chicks who i feel are on a more attractice level than I but have lower self-esteem which i exploit and manipulate with words. I am pretty confident but there are times when I find myself looking down due to random inconviences which really arent that bad, but due to having such a good life the little things tend to bother me more. I am one of those guys who feel girls cant be friends, they can be acquaitances with guys, but in all reality they are never really friends due to the constant nature and conflict of ones natural tendencies. The only type of friend that can be a girl, is your girlfriend, and then the only reason you are friends and not acquaitances is that you are sleeping together. It may sound harsh, but its the way most guys think but most wont admit it due to being pussys. I am a lier by trade, my whole life is based around lies and stories that I have created. I could be lying every second of my life and no one would know it. There are times when I lie jokingly and let people in on it, but Ive gone years and years with lies and never been caught, people I have found our gullible and morons, lying is easy if you are a professional at it. I have been thinking of grad school but i would rather be either - a. a famous authoer b. a professional hitman c. a professional conman who travels the country ripping people off. My dream though is for a nuclear meltdown to happen and the earth ends up like that movie madmax and I am the leader of a badass biker gang who takes over the austin capitol and runs that area. I would have an awesome shotgun and spiked shoulder pads. I am probably the perfect human being.
1. Danny Dchuna
What Can be said about Danny Dchuna to justify how awesome this dude is? Well for starters hes always smiling and willing to lend a helping hand. He is also Indian and sorta like Kumar, cept hes into realestate and not medicine. Nothing seems to get this dude down whether it be getting arrested, having to move back in with his mom, or whatever else. I know when I need an ear for the casual listening of my constant bitching, danny always will be there, and then most likely we will go take part in some psychedlic substances
2. Mike Brizendine
This is a top notch dude. Whether he is overly positive or being a very honest asshole! This guy is one of my favorites. His positivity always picks me up when I am down, and his honesty can be so harsh that I cant help bbut laugh at the recieving end of whomever it was directed to. You will find nowhere else a man who is as sincere as this guy is. I dont think hes ever really been anything but himself, and because of this i always know that when im with Mike, that I will be getting Mike. Hes a vegetarian so thats +500 points
3. Chris johnson
this dude was born in the wrong country. He shouldve been born over in Norway and been involved in the church burnings of the early-mid 90's started by the Black metal scene, specifically the Emporor and Mayhem fella's. Plus hes so into swedish thrash that he would at least be right down the road from that. Besides Chris being a God hating, Bush loather, hes a funny ass motherfucker and a dude with a good heart. Hes a quiet man, but his remarks and comments are well timed! He has a most excellent taste in music, one of the few that i actually respect, and hes a stand up vegetarian +500. My favorite hateful person
4. Pete Menegez
This dude is my favoritest of all my cousins. Hes a true irish brother in arms, and sometimes is more like me than i would like to admit. Hes a devious man who is lazy and wishes to do nothing. I can relate to that. WE differ on the fact that I have a job and he does not!! But pete is a man who loves to indulge in some nice smokeage or shroomage. We have partaken in many bed time bowls and pondered about life and much more. Hes also an avid soccer and soccer-tennis player, and usually I will accompany him and others in a few games throughout the week. While his music taste has improven over the years, it still needs some modifications and guidance which he usually finds through charlie, me, and danny.
5. Matthew Prado
This guy has been one of my right hand men for the past 8 1/2 years. Weve destroyed property and peoples lives together. While our side by sideness has fizzled some over the past 3 years due to us being at different points in our lives, our friendship is still as strong as ever. We might not do everything together, and be as destructive as we once were, but our activities have developed into more simple things such as tennis and just making fun and being mean to people instead of ruining their lives. we enjoy the occasional bowl together, and Prado has become one to indulge in Vodka. This definitely was a shocker for me, as during my drug and alcohol heydays prado was the only one of our friends to keep it clean and abstain. Boy have the tides changed
6. Jimmy Taheri
Another friend of more recent times, Jimmy I met when i was 18 and somehow we ended up becoming friends and playing in a band together. I dont know how it happened, but we started hanging out through mutual friends and interests and the rest is history. While jimmy no longer listens to hardcore, i would rather him listen to sabbath and municipal waste than listen to bad hardcore bands, but he usually had alright taste. He listens to too much crappy soft rock bands these days though. Jimmy is probably one of my main right hand men of this day. We jam together, and party with the same crowd and go to the same shows. You can usually find up at the GCHC southmore house shows thrashin to SSE, Race Against Time and whatever touring band is coming through. Jimmy has a good heart, but i make fun of him a bunch for being a damn pussy, which he is. He is still my homebrother though
7. Matthew Maynard
This is probably the most wholesome american boy i know, but it really is just a cover up. Matthew Maynard is in face the Anti-christ and possibley the most evil person i know. He has no soul, just a dark hole where a soul might reside in an actual human. This is the reason i enjoy hanging with him, he is evil and doesnt give a fuck. He'll make fun of anyone and rag on them all night, and usually goes into 30 minute rants that are hilarious. He comes up with the wierdest shit too. This fool is a smokin machine too, but hes been clean for work for 7 weeks, but still drinks like a mofo. He is a great asshole, and we complement each other nicely. He usually ends up being my partner in beer pong and we combine our powers to distract others from winning. One time when Danny D was my partner before maynard arrived, he became enraged and never forgave me, he brings it up to this day.
8. David Horn
Possibley the wierdest dude i have ever met and have ever known, but thats why I love him to death. The first time I really hung out with this guy he seemed normal and no wierdness was really shown ( other than he showed me some raps he did under the moniker Pubic Enemy). Ater a trip across country though I truly realized how wierd this dude was. Hes a very smart guy, extremely polite and witty, was vegan for a long while and still a strict vegetarian (+1000), and other than a few tatoos and his plugs (which he no longer has) he seems like a completely normal dude. This image of him combined with the ultra wierdness is what makes me enjoy his company. You never really know what hes gonna do, whether it be get naked and chase mir, play with my dogs nipples, attack you, suck on lemons and drool into a cup or whatever else. These combinations of thigns that make david horn an awesome friend and a unique individual.
9. Jack Daniels
John Daniels III is a stand up crucial dude. He only listens to a few crucial hardcore bands, fantasy metal, and some horrible rap, but this dude looks like he came out of NYC 1988 (cept his shirts are circa 2001). Jack is a goofy dude, while maybe not as much as david, he too has a wild side. This fool has been known to get naked and teabag a few here and there. Hes definitely one of my favorite friends for not only is he crucial but the dude knows how to party. I think most every band i have done since highschool has included jack in one way or another. Bands weve done: Where We Stand, Pay The Price, About Time, Daggermouth, Vitality and probably more to come. I love this dude
10. Charlie Tobaoda/ Aaron Mallory - i couldnt decide between the two!
a. Charlie Tabaoda - his last name is wierd and i dont think i will ever spell it correctly. This guy has a lot in common with me as we dont really live in reality, more so of one that we create ourself. Charlie will go off on a story that is true but slowly exaggerate it to become totally out of this world, and sometimes like myself will tell a story thats totalyl removed from reality, but tell it so well that it almost becomes real. He has been a punk rocker and a hippie and what else, so we relate on that. We both have vary diverse musical tastes and like everything from nofx to mastadon to sabbath to easyside dub allstars. Hes pretty dirty too and looks more homeless everytime i see him
b. Aaron mallory - this has been a man that i respect and enjoy hanging with! Being around him lately always brightens my day cause hes always happy, smiling and laughing. There was a period where he just dissapeared and seemed to be in a negative rut, but he sprung out better than ever. Im glad to have him back in the band and being happy. He also has a semi-diverse taste in music, and doesnt only jam the crucialest of the core or the thrashiest of the thrash, or the most metal of the metal. Hes been vegetarian for a long while (+500 points) and so I know I can always count on him to go out and get some good grub. I wish all my friends were vegetarian but you just gotta take them for what they are
Me - Im a vegetarian who is pretty self-absorbed. I like myself better than most people and think I am better than most people, which is probably true. I have an eclectic and snobby taste in music, some people say its an elitist attitude but they are just jealous of my knowledge. I hate a lot of things, probably most things and the only thing i really care about these days is making money and being veg and getting laid with chicks who i feel are on a more attractice level than I but have lower self-esteem which i exploit and manipulate with words. I am pretty confident but there are times when I find myself looking down due to random inconviences which really arent that bad, but due to having such a good life the little things tend to bother me more. I am one of those guys who feel girls cant be friends, they can be acquaitances with guys, but in all reality they are never really friends due to the constant nature and conflict of ones natural tendencies. The only type of friend that can be a girl, is your girlfriend, and then the only reason you are friends and not acquaitances is that you are sleeping together. It may sound harsh, but its the way most guys think but most wont admit it due to being pussys. I am a lier by trade, my whole life is based around lies and stories that I have created. I could be lying every second of my life and no one would know it. There are times when I lie jokingly and let people in on it, but Ive gone years and years with lies and never been caught, people I have found our gullible and morons, lying is easy if you are a professional at it. I have been thinking of grad school but i would rather be either - a. a famous authoer b. a professional hitman c. a professional conman who travels the country ripping people off. My dream though is for a nuclear meltdown to happen and the earth ends up like that movie madmax and I am the leader of a badass biker gang who takes over the austin capitol and runs that area. I would have an awesome shotgun and spiked shoulder pads. I am probably the perfect human being.