WTF?

[miloistheking]

I think I just got involved in a gangwar.

JeremyLuvsLPG: dude
ThoughtsOnLolita: LPG?
JeremyLuvsLPG: lunch pail gang
JeremyLuvsLPG: can i ask you a question
ThoughtsOnLolita: Gay, dude
ThoughtsOnLolita: yeah, sure
JeremyLuvsLPG: do you want to be in the lpg?
ThoughtsOnLolita: Not exactly sure but I'm open to the suggestion
JeremyLuvsLPG: cmon
ThoughtsOnLolita: Can I say no?
JeremyLuvsLPG: i joined your group
ThoughtsOnLolita: I ain't signing' nuthin till you tell me what it is
JeremyLuvsLPG: with tea partys n all
ThoughtsOnLolita: Oh, well that was different. Times were hard man

ThoughtsOnLolita: Yeah, he wants me to be part of his lunch pale gang or whatever
ItsBranDeeeh: what!! LPG is tiight. im the leader.
ThoughtsOnLolita: Wait, pail or pale I forget wich
ItsBranDeeeh: pail
ItsBranDeeeh: lpg nigga!
ThoughtsOnLolita: Okay, it's hard to keep track sometimes
ThoughtsOnLolita: So next time I see you I gotta throw up the shocker?
ItsBranDeeeh: hell ya.
ThoughtsOnLolita: You're getting shocked next time I see you.
ItsBranDeeeh: but you have to do it to jeremy too. cause he loves it.
ItsBranDeeeh: lol hahah
ItsBranDeeeh: and we have a rival gang.
ItsBranDeeeh: the DBG.
ThoughtsOnLolita: Oh dear
ItsBranDeeeh: so you also gotta say. DBG blows.
ThoughtsOnLolita: Damn, what did I sign up for?
ItsBranDeeeh: a life long war.

Invariably this is all going to land me in big-people jail.