I feel bored, thus a random doll fic is needed
oh yay fic tiems.
Title: When Ilanice met Estella
Ratings: PG-13
Pairing: IlaniceXSarah
Summary: How my 2 characters met each other.
Characters involved: Ilanice, Estella, January (Ilanice's 'butler'), Allen+Haydn(2 dolls I sold away but I still kept their character. They are 'estella's brothers/companion)
MY ENGRISH IS LIMITED. PARDON ME, OH GREAT ONE.
Read this first
"Ilanice, wait up. Why are we going to this pub? I hate it. It's full of rubbish and stupid whores-seriously, why are we going there?"
January, the butler, or friend, or right hand man of Ilanice never liked this pub. He was lying about stupid whores but he hated pubs. In fact, he hated anything that is below the standard of a restaurant. He rather drink wine than drink beer, unless it was japanese beer.
The pub, 'All dogs go to Seven' is an old bar 5 streets away from the TinLung (cantonese pronunciation of tian-long/heaven's dragon) and the only times Ilanice would go there is to meet a client or ...never.
"Jan, it's a bar. There aren't any whores there. Uh stop talking to me. I want to get really drunk today. Losing Mr. Sheena as our client to that stupid #$%@ company. Urgh."
"OH, and you think I'm not upset? They clearly stole Mr. Sheena via illegal means. Using sweet innocent girls to capture his heart? Back in those days, I was the most prettiest pros-gah, why am I saying such things... WAIT UP!"
They entered the bar, which was really crowded on a wednesday night. Not to mention, the smell of alcohol and musks of men nearly made January faint. January maybe a fox demon, but he can only tolerate this much of crap.
"Fuck that, I'm going home. Ilanice, please, let's go! Urgh!"
January was about to kill Ilanice but when he saw Ilanice taking a seat and being all sorts of depressed made him pity Ilanice a bit. Just. A. Bit.
January sat next to Ilanice and gave up on leaving until Ilanice decides to leave, which he thinks, is never. Jan turned around and realize Ilanice wasn't depressed any more. In fact, Ilanice was looking at a lady. "Urgh typical human mal- ...what the?"
It was a lady yes, but a lady who looks like she just passed her 18th birthday and she had pure white hair. She looked gorgeous and ethereal but that's what January is afraid off. She could be a vampire, but he knew she wasn't.
Ilanice on the other hand was very much attracted to her. He thought it could be his well, his other him that's thinking about it, but he knew it wasn't. The lady was sobbing slightly while drinking her... is that vodka? It looks like 100% vodka... wait...
Ilanice shook his head. He never had the courage to speak to women and this woman must be really special. None of the guys in the bar has hit on her since he came in. In fact, none of the guys were looking at her. Ilanice made up several scenes in his head on speaking to her. It was between "Hello there, you look lonely?" but he felt that was too creepy. It was beyond normal honestly.
"Sir, would you like a drink?"
"Wha-Oh."
The bartender was looking at Ilanice with this "DUDE YOU HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR AGES. GET A DRINK OR GTFO." and the lady looked up. Her eyes didn't look puffy, her lips were slightly red and her cheeks were very pink. Ilanice scolded himself for thinking such thoughts.
"Uh maybe uh coke yes coke please."
Janaury was staring at Ilanice. "The fuck? Coke?"
The lady looked at them with slight amusement. Ilanice decided this would go wrong if he
"Um hi, I'm Ilanice."
nononono that came out weird. Oh nononono! Ilanice hoped and prayed that he didn't say it out loud.
"Ilanice? What a cute name. It sounds like Janice. I hope you're not a girl."
Ilanice swooned. Or he thought he did. Maybe he blinked and licked his lips, yes that's what he thought he did.
"Uh yeah! Funny name huh! Um..."
The lady smiled. Ilanice thought that this isn't going well. Maybe he should stop talking.
January was just watching all of this with disgust. He knew what that woman was. Not human. Part dragon. He knew dragons were a bunch of fucked up creatures who could kill their young if they misbehave. Or maybe that's why he heard from his mother over 200 years ago.
"You're the first to talk to me in this bar for ages, besides the bartender and my 2 friends. Oh it would be so rude not to tell you my name but I'm sorry, I'm having a bad day today-
"OH ME TOO." Dammit Ilanice, why did you interrupt the lady?
"You had a bad day? Tell me about it. I'm curious."
January knew he had to stop this. He knew Ilanice's starry eyes and lovestruck mode. HE was about to until-
"A client was stolen from me. Huh, it sounds stupid but he has been with my company for ages. Since my dad's time."
"You own a company? You don't look older than 20."
"Wha- well, 22 actually."
Ilanice was already lovestruck. He was about to say something but the lady moved closer to him. She was sort of invading his personal space and Ilanice knew he was blushing.
"You had coke and you're already so red. You're so honest, Ilanice. I like that in guys."
Ilanice had certain powers like ESP which could be a hindrance sometimes because he always allows himself to ask certain questions which put people off. An example,
"Not to be rude, but did something happen to you? Possible a guy problem?"
January and Ilanice felt a certain chill arising from the other tables. For the first time, they both notice 2 guys, sitting relatively close to each other, possible boyfriends, staring at them. One of them frowned his eyebrows and January could see him whispering
"Estella is going to kill him."
Shit, January thought. He had to drag Ilanice out before this girl could kill him
Ilanice thought maybe that was way over the line. He couldn't stop his hand from grabbing her hand, but it was more of a comforting hand placement than, an actual grab.
"ah sorry!"
He retracted his hand but the lady placed her other hand on him. She gave it a little squeeze.
"It's been awhile since someone did such a daring act. Usually I'll punch the daylights out of anyone but, you seem really cute."
January and the 2 guys at the back were surprised. It could end up with deaths and blood but, this was interesting.
"If you must know, some guy dumped me for another girl. Some young girl. She looks 12 to me. I'm here sobbing, not because he dumped me. I'm sobbing for I dated a pedophile. Hahaha that's so silly isn't it!"
"No it's not."
Ilanice didn't know what to say actually but his gut pushed him into continuing.
"Every girl has the rights to have a man that loves her for who she is. You're right to cry over this man for being such a creepy guy. But you shouldn't cry for too long. You should be celebrating that you got rid of him! Uh my mum taught me this, but I think it's true!"
The girl chuckled and gave Ilanice's hand a pat.
"You're really cute. Too honest really." The lady paid for the drinks and she said that she had to go.
Ilanice felt disheartened. Maybe he didn't do anything and made the lady creeped out. The lady got her change back and kept her money. January noticed that some people were now looking at the lady. In fact, they had this relieved look on them. "What is she...", he thought.
Estella looked at Ilanice and then bent over to him. She whispered in his ear
"I don't tell people my name but it's Estella. Here's my number so remember it. Text me your name once I left. Don't tell anyone my name. I prefer to keep it hidden."
January, even though he had sharp ears, couldn't hear a damn thing. He was determined that Ilanice didn't hear a word too.
Estella then straightened her clothings and grumbled on her skirt. Ilanice was too shock to say anything. Estella smiled but before she left,
"Goodbye, Ilanice."
And she save Ilanice a peck on his lips. She blushed a little and walked away.
January knew this pub had full of stupid whores. One of them must be her. Estella touched Ilanice's shoulders and then looked at January. She mouthed
"Nice suit, fox."
The 2 guys at the back then went out. January had a chance to look at them, and he was in ...awe. He knew they were vampires but those 2 looked different. They smiled at January and walked out. January continued to stare at their figures. He knew the girl was sobbing again but this time, she was laughing at the same time.
The whole bar then erupt with cheers and glee. Ilanice was in total shocked. He never expected a phone number, her name, and let alone a.. a... a... ..holy shit a kiss?
"DAMN, that was so scary. I thought she was about to burn this place down man."
"I KNOW!!! The moment she stepped in, I was about to flee. Did you see that look on her when I tried to leave. She had this 'if you leave, I will fucking cut your balls off' look."
"Riley must be so dumb to dump her."
January tapped on Ilanice's shoulders in hopes that Ilanice will be back in reality.
"uh Ilanice, let's go before these guys start to question us."
"Wha?"
"GOOOO."
January quickly paid for the drinks and dragged Ilanice out. Ilanice quickly whipped his phone out and punched the numbers.
"You got her NAME and NUMBER? I didn't hear a THING when she whispered. How did you-?"
"Hello?"
January knew, this relationship is not going to end well. Not at all. But he's going to eavesdrop anyhow.
I: "Hey um, it's me. Oh text right? I'm sorry. I'm going to hang"
E: "Ilanice Sarah, you're really cute."
I: "How did you know-"
E: "You're really silly. Of course I knew. Nobody is called Ilanice Sarah except you."
I: "Ha- yeah that's right. Oh uh"
E: "I'm thinking of having lunch tomorrow at the Congress Hotel."
I: "Oh hey they serve really delicious ice cream there!"
E: *giggles* "Oh do I have to spell everything out? A lunch date. You and I. Bars isn't the best place to have a conversation."
Ilanice was about to die in embarrassment and possibly now, a slightly hard-on in his pants.. It has been awhile.
I: "OH. Yes I would love to go. I mean, I'll book a table for 2 and order some of their specialties."
E: "People might think I'm going out with your for the money..."
I: "Who would- OH dammit January, stop eavesdropping! Sorry! January is kinda icky about this."
E: "I would too. Going out with a girl from a bar for lunch the next day. It sounds all so...."
I: "Hmm?"
E: "...I forgot hahaha! Okay I'm just teasing you silly. Book a table for 2 at Takeshi's ramen shop in Mitsubishi plaza."
I: "Oh that's easy. I know them well. Love their specialty."
E: "love you more..."
Ilanice was stunned. Did he just hear that?
I: "Um, um um, sorry?"
E: "Did I say something? Must be the vodka. Alright, I guess I have to go now."
I: "Oh oh yes of course."
E: "Don't be so nervous Ilanice. I'm not going to eat you."
January rolled his eyes and muttered yeah right.
I: "sdfk;jhkjs yes okay."
E: "Goodnight then?"
I: "Goodnight!"
E: "... you're so formal."
I: "dej;sjf;k umumumum"
E: "Call me tomorrow, Ilanice."
I: "I will."
E: "don't miss me too much."
And she hung up. January thought
1. She's flirting to blackmail Ilanice later
2. She's flirting then killing Ilanice and then stealing the money
3. She's flirting but she's really into Ilanice.
"January, call up Takeshi's tomorrow. Book a table. Somewhere VIP. Don't tell anyone about today. Especially Kris."
"Ilanice, she's probably interested in the money you HAVE."
"For fucks sake January, why are you such a wet blanket?"
"SHE'S A DAMN DRAGON. Or part of it."
"You think I DON'T KNOW?"
"...OH YOU DID?"
"...that's why.. I had to talk to her... I've spoken to some dragon people. They're nice."
"Well if they didn't plan to eat your unborn child, yes they are nice."
"Go away. We're going home. Get the car."
"Now you treat me like a servant. Get the car."
Annnnd they both went home.
...............
On Estella's side, the 2 vampires were poking her for information.
"Estella, seriously. A DUDE from that bar isn't even worth BITING for."
"I agree with Allen."
"But he's so charming. And cute. And well toned. Those eyes. I think I'm in love!"
"Uh you just MET him?" Allen was about to cut a bitch, if she didn't respond.
"He's an ESPer. I know it. Besides, he mend my heart today. Unlike you two."
Allen and Haydn knew they better stop talking.
Fin
Obvious fail and spelling error but IDFC. I FINALLY TYPED IT OUT MWHAHAHAHA. Quite mushy yes.
IF you're so curious, here's my 2 dolls, and yes characters were written for them, because I am clearly awesome.
Title: When Ilanice met Estella
Ratings: PG-13
Pairing: IlaniceXSarah
Summary: How my 2 characters met each other.
Characters involved: Ilanice, Estella, January (Ilanice's 'butler'), Allen+Haydn(2 dolls I sold away but I still kept their character. They are 'estella's brothers/companion)
MY ENGRISH IS LIMITED. PARDON ME, OH GREAT ONE.
Read this first
"Ilanice, wait up. Why are we going to this pub? I hate it. It's full of rubbish and stupid whores-seriously, why are we going there?"
January, the butler, or friend, or right hand man of Ilanice never liked this pub. He was lying about stupid whores but he hated pubs. In fact, he hated anything that is below the standard of a restaurant. He rather drink wine than drink beer, unless it was japanese beer.
The pub, 'All dogs go to Seven' is an old bar 5 streets away from the TinLung (cantonese pronunciation of tian-long/heaven's dragon) and the only times Ilanice would go there is to meet a client or ...never.
"Jan, it's a bar. There aren't any whores there. Uh stop talking to me. I want to get really drunk today. Losing Mr. Sheena as our client to that stupid #$%@ company. Urgh."
"OH, and you think I'm not upset? They clearly stole Mr. Sheena via illegal means. Using sweet innocent girls to capture his heart? Back in those days, I was the most prettiest pros-gah, why am I saying such things... WAIT UP!"
They entered the bar, which was really crowded on a wednesday night. Not to mention, the smell of alcohol and musks of men nearly made January faint. January maybe a fox demon, but he can only tolerate this much of crap.
"Fuck that, I'm going home. Ilanice, please, let's go! Urgh!"
January was about to kill Ilanice but when he saw Ilanice taking a seat and being all sorts of depressed made him pity Ilanice a bit. Just. A. Bit.
January sat next to Ilanice and gave up on leaving until Ilanice decides to leave, which he thinks, is never. Jan turned around and realize Ilanice wasn't depressed any more. In fact, Ilanice was looking at a lady. "Urgh typical human mal- ...what the?"
It was a lady yes, but a lady who looks like she just passed her 18th birthday and she had pure white hair. She looked gorgeous and ethereal but that's what January is afraid off. She could be a vampire, but he knew she wasn't.
Ilanice on the other hand was very much attracted to her. He thought it could be his well, his other him that's thinking about it, but he knew it wasn't. The lady was sobbing slightly while drinking her... is that vodka? It looks like 100% vodka... wait...
Ilanice shook his head. He never had the courage to speak to women and this woman must be really special. None of the guys in the bar has hit on her since he came in. In fact, none of the guys were looking at her. Ilanice made up several scenes in his head on speaking to her. It was between "Hello there, you look lonely?" but he felt that was too creepy. It was beyond normal honestly.
"Sir, would you like a drink?"
"Wha-Oh."
The bartender was looking at Ilanice with this "DUDE YOU HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR AGES. GET A DRINK OR GTFO." and the lady looked up. Her eyes didn't look puffy, her lips were slightly red and her cheeks were very pink. Ilanice scolded himself for thinking such thoughts.
"Uh maybe uh coke yes coke please."
Janaury was staring at Ilanice. "The fuck? Coke?"
The lady looked at them with slight amusement. Ilanice decided this would go wrong if he
"Um hi, I'm Ilanice."
nononono that came out weird. Oh nononono! Ilanice hoped and prayed that he didn't say it out loud.
"Ilanice? What a cute name. It sounds like Janice. I hope you're not a girl."
Ilanice swooned. Or he thought he did. Maybe he blinked and licked his lips, yes that's what he thought he did.
"Uh yeah! Funny name huh! Um..."
The lady smiled. Ilanice thought that this isn't going well. Maybe he should stop talking.
January was just watching all of this with disgust. He knew what that woman was. Not human. Part dragon. He knew dragons were a bunch of fucked up creatures who could kill their young if they misbehave. Or maybe that's why he heard from his mother over 200 years ago.
"You're the first to talk to me in this bar for ages, besides the bartender and my 2 friends. Oh it would be so rude not to tell you my name but I'm sorry, I'm having a bad day today-
"OH ME TOO." Dammit Ilanice, why did you interrupt the lady?
"You had a bad day? Tell me about it. I'm curious."
January knew he had to stop this. He knew Ilanice's starry eyes and lovestruck mode. HE was about to until-
"A client was stolen from me. Huh, it sounds stupid but he has been with my company for ages. Since my dad's time."
"You own a company? You don't look older than 20."
"Wha- well, 22 actually."
Ilanice was already lovestruck. He was about to say something but the lady moved closer to him. She was sort of invading his personal space and Ilanice knew he was blushing.
"You had coke and you're already so red. You're so honest, Ilanice. I like that in guys."
Ilanice had certain powers like ESP which could be a hindrance sometimes because he always allows himself to ask certain questions which put people off. An example,
"Not to be rude, but did something happen to you? Possible a guy problem?"
January and Ilanice felt a certain chill arising from the other tables. For the first time, they both notice 2 guys, sitting relatively close to each other, possible boyfriends, staring at them. One of them frowned his eyebrows and January could see him whispering
"Estella is going to kill him."
Shit, January thought. He had to drag Ilanice out before this girl could kill him
Ilanice thought maybe that was way over the line. He couldn't stop his hand from grabbing her hand, but it was more of a comforting hand placement than, an actual grab.
"ah sorry!"
He retracted his hand but the lady placed her other hand on him. She gave it a little squeeze.
"It's been awhile since someone did such a daring act. Usually I'll punch the daylights out of anyone but, you seem really cute."
January and the 2 guys at the back were surprised. It could end up with deaths and blood but, this was interesting.
"If you must know, some guy dumped me for another girl. Some young girl. She looks 12 to me. I'm here sobbing, not because he dumped me. I'm sobbing for I dated a pedophile. Hahaha that's so silly isn't it!"
"No it's not."
Ilanice didn't know what to say actually but his gut pushed him into continuing.
"Every girl has the rights to have a man that loves her for who she is. You're right to cry over this man for being such a creepy guy. But you shouldn't cry for too long. You should be celebrating that you got rid of him! Uh my mum taught me this, but I think it's true!"
The girl chuckled and gave Ilanice's hand a pat.
"You're really cute. Too honest really." The lady paid for the drinks and she said that she had to go.
Ilanice felt disheartened. Maybe he didn't do anything and made the lady creeped out. The lady got her change back and kept her money. January noticed that some people were now looking at the lady. In fact, they had this relieved look on them. "What is she...", he thought.
Estella looked at Ilanice and then bent over to him. She whispered in his ear
"I don't tell people my name but it's Estella. Here's my number so remember it. Text me your name once I left. Don't tell anyone my name. I prefer to keep it hidden."
January, even though he had sharp ears, couldn't hear a damn thing. He was determined that Ilanice didn't hear a word too.
Estella then straightened her clothings and grumbled on her skirt. Ilanice was too shock to say anything. Estella smiled but before she left,
"Goodbye, Ilanice."
And she save Ilanice a peck on his lips. She blushed a little and walked away.
January knew this pub had full of stupid whores. One of them must be her. Estella touched Ilanice's shoulders and then looked at January. She mouthed
"Nice suit, fox."
The 2 guys at the back then went out. January had a chance to look at them, and he was in ...awe. He knew they were vampires but those 2 looked different. They smiled at January and walked out. January continued to stare at their figures. He knew the girl was sobbing again but this time, she was laughing at the same time.
The whole bar then erupt with cheers and glee. Ilanice was in total shocked. He never expected a phone number, her name, and let alone a.. a... a... ..holy shit a kiss?
"DAMN, that was so scary. I thought she was about to burn this place down man."
"I KNOW!!! The moment she stepped in, I was about to flee. Did you see that look on her when I tried to leave. She had this 'if you leave, I will fucking cut your balls off' look."
"Riley must be so dumb to dump her."
January tapped on Ilanice's shoulders in hopes that Ilanice will be back in reality.
"uh Ilanice, let's go before these guys start to question us."
"Wha?"
"GOOOO."
January quickly paid for the drinks and dragged Ilanice out. Ilanice quickly whipped his phone out and punched the numbers.
"You got her NAME and NUMBER? I didn't hear a THING when she whispered. How did you-?"
"Hello?"
January knew, this relationship is not going to end well. Not at all. But he's going to eavesdrop anyhow.
I: "Hey um, it's me. Oh text right? I'm sorry. I'm going to hang"
E: "Ilanice Sarah, you're really cute."
I: "How did you know-"
E: "You're really silly. Of course I knew. Nobody is called Ilanice Sarah except you."
I: "Ha- yeah that's right. Oh uh"
E: "I'm thinking of having lunch tomorrow at the Congress Hotel."
I: "Oh hey they serve really delicious ice cream there!"
E: *giggles* "Oh do I have to spell everything out? A lunch date. You and I. Bars isn't the best place to have a conversation."
Ilanice was about to die in embarrassment and possibly now, a slightly hard-on in his pants.. It has been awhile.
I: "OH. Yes I would love to go. I mean, I'll book a table for 2 and order some of their specialties."
E: "People might think I'm going out with your for the money..."
I: "Who would- OH dammit January, stop eavesdropping! Sorry! January is kinda icky about this."
E: "I would too. Going out with a girl from a bar for lunch the next day. It sounds all so...."
I: "Hmm?"
E: "...I forgot hahaha! Okay I'm just teasing you silly. Book a table for 2 at Takeshi's ramen shop in Mitsubishi plaza."
I: "Oh that's easy. I know them well. Love their specialty."
E: "love you more..."
Ilanice was stunned. Did he just hear that?
I: "Um, um um, sorry?"
E: "Did I say something? Must be the vodka. Alright, I guess I have to go now."
I: "Oh oh yes of course."
E: "Don't be so nervous Ilanice. I'm not going to eat you."
January rolled his eyes and muttered yeah right.
I: "sdfk;jhkjs yes okay."
E: "Goodnight then?"
I: "Goodnight!"
E: "... you're so formal."
I: "dej;sjf;k umumumum"
E: "Call me tomorrow, Ilanice."
I: "I will."
E: "don't miss me too much."
And she hung up. January thought
1. She's flirting to blackmail Ilanice later
2. She's flirting then killing Ilanice and then stealing the money
3. She's flirting but she's really into Ilanice.
"January, call up Takeshi's tomorrow. Book a table. Somewhere VIP. Don't tell anyone about today. Especially Kris."
"Ilanice, she's probably interested in the money you HAVE."
"For fucks sake January, why are you such a wet blanket?"
"SHE'S A DAMN DRAGON. Or part of it."
"You think I DON'T KNOW?"
"...OH YOU DID?"
"...that's why.. I had to talk to her... I've spoken to some dragon people. They're nice."
"Well if they didn't plan to eat your unborn child, yes they are nice."
"Go away. We're going home. Get the car."
"Now you treat me like a servant. Get the car."
Annnnd they both went home.
...............
On Estella's side, the 2 vampires were poking her for information.
"Estella, seriously. A DUDE from that bar isn't even worth BITING for."
"I agree with Allen."
"But he's so charming. And cute. And well toned. Those eyes. I think I'm in love!"
"Uh you just MET him?" Allen was about to cut a bitch, if she didn't respond.
"He's an ESPer. I know it. Besides, he mend my heart today. Unlike you two."
Allen and Haydn knew they better stop talking.
Fin
Obvious fail and spelling error but IDFC. I FINALLY TYPED IT OUT MWHAHAHAHA. Quite mushy yes.
IF you're so curious, here's my 2 dolls, and yes characters were written for them, because I am clearly awesome.
