Mommy?Daddy?Are You Out There?

[miloburrows]

I just realised that I have no parents.

;_;

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Woe is me *wails*

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*prays Fingon isn't listening*

[peonybaggins]

*approaches cautiously*
*hugs*

Please don't be sad! I'm sure we can find you some nice parents! Please, please don't be sad?

of course i am silly girl! BEEP.

[fingon]

What if I temporarily adopt him? *evil glint in his eye*

poor g-g and his childhood

[earwen]

Not a chance.

*picks up Milo and magically transports him to Valinor until his parents arrive*

And that makes how many? Fourteen? Bwahaha.

bah

[fingon]

What? But! FUCK!

Oooh uncle Fin is going to kiiiiiill youuuuuuu.

hehe

[earwen]

Not before he kills you! *tosses hair and smiles prettily*

*pets Milo* Hullo little hobbit thing. :)

BAH AGAIN

[fingon]

And another BAH!

:)

[earwen]

LOVE, little nephew. *cackles evilly and goes to play with Milo*

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[miloburrows]

Hi pretty lady! I like you,you smell like lilac perfume ^^

See...erm...well....Mr.Tolkien never told me who my parents were. I was just..well, there. So, my only option is to get parents.

Will you be my mommy? *puppy dog eyes*

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[earwen]

Aww thank you. :)

O.o He never told you? Well. I know how you feel. *hugs* Tolkien never told me who my mommy was either. Just my Dad. :)

*bites lip at puppy dog eyes* Oh how can I resist those eyes?! Of course. *hugs Milo* Wait until you meet your daddy... yes he looks very scary but he's really nice once you get to know him and bring him lots of cigarettes. :)

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[miloburrows]

*gasps* I HAVE A MOMMY!

I love you mommy!! Daddy may be a scary, but I'll try not to annoy him, and bring him cigaretts too :)

Maybe I can woo him with my captain hook hat?

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[earwen]

I love you too!! :D And I'm sure if you just hug him lots and lots he'll be instantly wooed over. ;D Or he'll just try to eat you. Either way, AWWWW!! :D