America's Lovely Judicial System
Having to do jury duty sucks balls, but luckily I got out. It was a criminal case and the guy got picked up on meth distribution charges so I just told the judge I had friends that have had their lives devastated by meth and he excused me.
Then once I got out I woke up Whitney's bitch ass and we picked up Dana to eat at the Village Grill which I never knew existed but am definitely going back to. Their vegetarian food looked bomb though I didn't try any since I'm a broke ass, so I just had a bagle.
Later on in the evening Mustard Mike and Charlie got bass and treble clef tattoos. Mike's treble, Charlie's bass. Then we had an acoustic blues jam session with bottle of whiskey in hand. Eventually at some point after we had crashed out Mike puked on his wife and all over their Vera Wang comforter.
Also I got a hair cut and I don't like it because it makes me look androgynous. Fuck this androgyny shit and androgynes with their toaster fucking. Fuck.
Then once I got out I woke up Whitney's bitch ass and we picked up Dana to eat at the Village Grill which I never knew existed but am definitely going back to. Their vegetarian food looked bomb though I didn't try any since I'm a broke ass, so I just had a bagle.
Later on in the evening Mustard Mike and Charlie got bass and treble clef tattoos. Mike's treble, Charlie's bass. Then we had an acoustic blues jam session with bottle of whiskey in hand. Eventually at some point after we had crashed out Mike puked on his wife and all over their Vera Wang comforter.
Also I got a hair cut and I don't like it because it makes me look androgynous. Fuck this androgyny shit and androgynes with their toaster fucking. Fuck.