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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
>>> >
>>> >A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
>>> >speaker-function and begins to talk.
>>> >
>>> >Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "Hello."
>>> >
>>> >WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "Yes."
>>> >
>>> >WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
>>>coat.
>>> >
>>> >It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
>>> >
>>> >WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
>>>new
>>> >
>>> >2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "How much?"
>>> >
>>> >WOMAN:
>>>"$90,000."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
>>> >
>>> >WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted
>>>last
>>> >
>>> >year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.
>>>They
>>> >
>>> >will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.
>>>It
>>> >
>>> >is really a pretty good price."
>>> >
>>> >WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring
>>>at
>>> >him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
>>> >
>>> >Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs
>>>to?"
i actually really liked this wee joke thing from my email.
>>> >
>>> >A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
>>> >speaker-function and begins to talk.
>>> >
>>> >Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "Hello."
>>> >
>>> >WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "Yes."
>>> >
>>> >WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather
>>>coat.
>>> >
>>> >It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
>>> >
>>> >WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
>>>new
>>> >
>>> >2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "How much?"
>>> >
>>> >WOMAN:
>>>"$90,000."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
>>> >
>>> >WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted
>>>last
>>> >
>>> >year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.
>>>They
>>> >
>>> >will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.
>>>It
>>> >
>>> >is really a pretty good price."
>>> >
>>> >WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
>>> >
>>> >MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring
>>>at
>>> >him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
>>> >
>>> >Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs
>>>to?"
i actually really liked this wee joke thing from my email.