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[millsy]

Walked past Anne Summers this morning which reminded me I needed some oil type substance to fix the bathroom door handle. Wondered if their lubricant stuff would work. Also wondered if it would be more eco-friendly. Does sex lube have fossil fuel in it? But then I remembered when I was in there before with this woman I met from the internet. It

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[ex_bias24]

Lard, that's what you want. Plus, the smell as the friction heats it up is divine. Like sex and a fry up all at once.

[millsy]

How about extra virgin olive oil? Do you think that might make the penetration harder?

[ex_bias24]

Nah, you just get blood stains all over your matress.

[millsy]

No change there then.

[ex_bias24]

I have changed the mattress since then!

[millsy]

I'm glad we never told anyone the real reason for you having to cut my hair was because you pulled so much of it out during our frantic love making sessions!

[ex_bias24]

and there was me thinking it was something to do with us having been drinking ;)