I watched VS Arashi episode 20160908 yesterday. It was HILLARIOUS! Unfortunately I haven't found someone or community who has subbed it. Well, it's pretty recent though. Maybe I have to wait for a few weeks or months. The video I found also has low resolution. So sad. I can't get clear screenshot when other members hold up their Riida to catch the ball. But, I still want to keep my screenshots here.
First game: Bound Hockey. Nothing interesting. Second game: Bank Bowling. First round: MatsuJun and Plus One Moriyama Naotaro. Nothing interesting. Second round: Ohno and Nino. Before playing they're asked if they ever sing Arashi's song when doing karaoke.
I don't really understand what they said. But, it seems like Nino usually doesn't sing Arashi's song when going to karaoke with his friends. And when he sang Arashi's song, he only sang his own part, and then the atmosphere became strange because his friends said they didn't hear his voice. Well, that's just a guess.
And then Ohno said, once he thought to try singing their song.
Then ... he didn't sing anything. Nothing come out of his mouth.
They got low point and didn't knock down the red pin. Jun said something like, "Why? Didn't you aim to the center(middle)?" Then Nino said, "What you all call center, where is it?" They point to red pin, of course. But, from Nino's view, that's not the center/middle, right?
Next game: Basketball. Before game, Jun carry Nino on his shoulder and practice how to shoot.
But, I don't know why they didn't hold Nino up to catch the ball. Instead, they hold up Ohchan. And then let him fall. WHY? Why did you let our beloved Riida fall?
I'm not sure what Ohno said. Maybe he said, "You don't care about me at all" or "You're not careful at all (because they let him fall)". I prefer the second.
Team Arashi lost in first round. OF COURSE! Their opponent is professional basketball players. The only point Arashi team get was from Ohno's shoot. Sasuga, Riida!
Then they decide to play second round. I dont's understand the reason, but they talked about Riida and zero score.
Jun said with evil grin: Mata ikou. Poor Ohchan.
Nino: We will raise you higher. Ohchan: If you raise me higher, you must do it more carefully!
There there there! They did it higher but Ohno didn't even touch the ball because they let him off faster. They didn't score in second round.
Next game: Cliff Climb. Climber: Sakurai Sho and Aiba Masaki. Well, this game always become amusing when Sho is the climber. This time, he failed to get to the top. Aaand in the middle of the game, his shoes slipped off, one by one. I felt so evil laughing at him. But, that's amusing. I can't help laughing.
And here is Aiba, had to get high point after Sho only get 50, but he failed to get to the top too.
Other members' expression after seeing Sho said "Kussoo!" ... ... ... ... You're the one who messed up, dude!
I'm not sure what Nino said. But it seems he said "He's more frustrated than Aiba, eventough he's the one who did it poorly."
Then Nino said again, "There are various problem, I thought. Maybe he's wearing (too) big shoes." And the cameraman did his job amazingly, zoom in to the shoe.
The one who's amused the most is Ohchan. He can't stop laughing. Nino and Jun's comment make it worse.
Look at this poor boy, covering his embarassed face. It's the face of a man who has lost his dignity :D
Jun: When we told you to do drama, this (doing poorly in this game or doing "merry go round", maybe) is not what we meant." See? See? Riida become more amused hearing Jun's comment.
I don't know wha Sho said, answering Jun's comment.
And then Jun said (while holding his laughter), "Wear your shoes now."
Final game: Kicking Sniper. Maybe because they did poorly on the games before, they did the last game very well and finally become the winner.
Shochan, thanks for your epic fail and this hillarious episode.