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[pubdog]

*Sirius walks in, looking vaguely as though he has been rolling in wet grass, which is not too far off the mark, but still clean and relatively tidy*

*He hesitates, then raises his hands for attention*

Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, ethereals, immortals, fates, muses, gods, all, and sundry except for Tom Riddle and AJ Crowley they can have a

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[pretty_maids]

*wanders over, Miss Edith in hand*

A little puppy! Locked away, from sunshine, and then Falling, Falling, Falling through the air. Betrayed by the rat and killed by the Star.

Miss Edith would like tea and crumpets. Do you want to join us?

[pubdog]

Er....

*blinks*

I'm working, miss. But um.... *ducks into the kitchen* Here's some crumpets and -- *flicks wand* Some tea -- loose leaf or bagged?

whoareyouandhowdidyouknowthat

[pretty_maids]

Loose leafed. Miss Edith wants to read her fortune!

Im Drusilla. The pixies in my head told me.

[pubdog]

Loose leaf it is, miss. *arranges tea, teapot, cup* sugar? Lemon?

Er, if you had pixies in your -- you know what? Never mind. Pleasure, miss. I'm Sirius.

[pretty_maids]

*leans forward and starts scratching Sirius behind the ear*

The dog star. Rfffff!

[pubdog]

*stares at you, completely shocked*

Er....

Not while I'm human miss. Please.

But padfoot liked that a lot...

[pretty_maids]

Doesn't the puppy want to play?

[pubdog]

The puppy has to work right now....

*cannot believe he's talking like this*

Er, I have to serve all these people who want drinks, see....

[pretty_maids]

Will you play later?

[pubdog]

Uh....

*clears throat*

I suppose. I could. Er. Play. *slightly bewildered* Miss, are you coming on to me?

[pretty_maids]

*smiles seductively and runs nail across her bossom drawing blood, and then licks her finger*

i like playing with the stars.

[pubdog]

*thoroughly disturbed now*

Miss, I think you should know I'm not into that kind of thing.

[wielder_00]

[ooc: *dies* Seductive!Dru and ArousedyetFrightened!Sirius.]

[4i_messenger]

[ooc: squee!]