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[somebodysdog]

For a moment when the door opens, there's a blonde woman in a brass breast plate and leather skirt over leggings standing in the doorway.

As she steps in, her uniform gives way to... well, Angua doesn't want to know what this outfit is supposed to be.

"What the bloody hells?"

Someone want to explain to her what Halloween actually is?

[OOC: mun

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[asar_suti]

There is a small purple fox, and it giggles, yapping.

[somebodysdog]

She doesn't speak fox. At least not very well, so she just glares at the fox.

"Shut up."

[asar_suti]

"You look funny," the fox said, perfectly understandable.

[somebodysdog]

Planting both gloved hands on her green hips, she eyes him.

He doesn't smell foxy either.

"So do you," she points out.

[asar_suti]

"I' not wearing weird green stuff," the fox pointed out.

[somebodysdog]

"You're purple."

She walks past him towards the bar. She really needs a drink.

[asar_suti]

The fox comes after her.

"Why shouldn't a fox be purple, huh?"

[somebodysdog]

"Why shouldn't a woman wear green... what is this stuff?"

She scratches at her thigh irritably.

"Bar? Pint of Winkles."

Angua looks at the drink. She drinks the drink.

[asar_suti]

"Green scratchy stuff?" the fox said. "But the weird gloves that pretend to have red-tipped nails, and the odd stuff you've done to your eyebrows, that is really, well, spectacular."

[somebodysdog]

"I haven't done anything. I was in uniform when I came in."

Angua's hands reach up and feel her eyebrows, which then raise in shock. They raise up further when the gloves touch the two cones of hair on her head.

"Oh my gods..."

[asar_suti]

"You have a very funny hairdo," the fox said. "In addition to everything else."

[somebodysdog]

"Yes, thank you," she says drily. "I think I noticed."

A second beer goes the same way as the first. There will be many of these today.

[asar_suti]

"I think it's meant to be a party," the purple fox said. "Fun, you know. With green glingy stuff, and purple fox fur."

[somebodysdog]

"Fun," Angua repeats. "Right. Because you can't have fun unless you're nearly naked, apparently."

[asar_suti]

"Nakedness helps with certain kinds of fun, definitely," the fox giggled. "Look at me - I wear exactly nothing! Not even a little collar with purple rhinestones."

[somebodysdog]

"And believe me, I'm not having that kind of fun with anyone in here."

If Carrot comes in, Angua has no idea what she'll do.

"I've never seen a fox with a collar."