Strangeways, here we come!
*What appears to be a shirtless midget Mexican wrestler/boxer walks into the bar.*
Wow. I love what you've done with the place, Bubs-- Bubs? The Cheat? Anyone? Who *are* these guys?
*He notices that the bar is unattended and sits down on a barstool.*
Who do I gotta punch to get a cold one around here?
*An ice sculpture of an Arabic numeral "1" appears on the bar.*
Oooh. Look who thinks he's Clever Dan! I don't have time for this crap. Either gimme a cold one and a Swiss cake roll, or gimme a dozen eggs and I'll give them back to you, you got that?
*The ice sculpture disappears, replaced by a cold bottle of cheap beer and a plate with a Swiss cake roll on it. The midget puts some money on the bar, grips the beer in one gloved hand and takes a healthy swig.*
Now that's the way I like it -- CUH-HOLD! Lemme tell ya, a one that isn't cold is scarcely a one at all!
Wow. I love what you've done with the place, Bubs-- Bubs? The Cheat? Anyone? Who *are* these guys?
*He notices that the bar is unattended and sits down on a barstool.*
Who do I gotta punch to get a cold one around here?
*An ice sculpture of an Arabic numeral "1" appears on the bar.*
Oooh. Look who thinks he's Clever Dan! I don't have time for this crap. Either gimme a cold one and a Swiss cake roll, or gimme a dozen eggs and I'll give them back to you, you got that?
*The ice sculpture disappears, replaced by a cold bottle of cheap beer and a plate with a Swiss cake roll on it. The midget puts some money on the bar, grips the beer in one gloved hand and takes a healthy swig.*
Now that's the way I like it -- CUH-HOLD! Lemme tell ya, a one that isn't cold is scarcely a one at all!