Toga Party

[henry_jones_jr]

Atop a long table in one corner of the bar sits a row of punch bowls containing ladles and various cocktails: from margarita to plain screwdriver. These are accompanied by several bowls of ice, some containing various bottles of beer. There are stacks of plastic glasses, paper plates, napkins, and a large pile of ivy wreaths at one end. The drinks

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[staines_mp]

Ali’s standing at the party looking bored. If there was ever anyone to crash an open party it would have to be Ali G. And Tim thought his toga was different.

[nitro_is_ace]

"Hullo!" And there's an Ace, doing her best to be a good greeter. She gives Ali a curious look. Forgive her, it's almost a genetic predisposition.
"You new then?"

[staines_mp]

Ali Turns to Ace and says:

“Aiii, I iz just gettin’ ‘ere a few days ago. Dis place iz well confusin’, I iz just found me room dis mornin’”

[nitro_is_ace]

It takes Ace a second to cipher that out. Which is sad, since she mangles the language plenty all on her own.
"Yeah, I slept in the hall a few nights m'self, when I first came here. M'Ace, how d'you do?" She offers Ali her hand.

[staines_mp]

Ali smiles and extends his right hand, formed into a fist with the back of his hand facing the roof.

“I iz Ali G, and it iz always a pleasure to be meetin’ another fit bitch like yaself”

[nitro_is_ace]

Ace raises an eyebrow.
"I'm going to assume that's a compliment and not knee you in the groin." She informs him cheerily. A little too cheerily. Ace is a violent type.

[staines_mp]

Ali squirms a little at the thought of a swift kick but then nods his head gravely.

“Trust me luv, wit Jah as me witness I iz not wantin’ to be pissin' you off”

Ali makes a mental note: Ace iz well scary.

[nitro_is_ace]

That's a good note for Ali to make. She hasn't even brought out the explosives yet.
"That's good. So what do you do when you're not stuck in a bar?"

[staines_mp]

I iz a world famous MC, but me hasn’t been performin’ due to a ‘orrible mixin’ accident.”

Ali wiggles his finger and a pained look crosses his face.

“And what iz it that you do luv?”

[nitro_is_ace]

"Blow up stuff. And save the world. Galaxy even. I do both together, when possible." She informs him, still terribly cheerful. Ace is always cheerful when the topic of explosives comes up.

[staines_mp]

A look of discomfort flashes across his face and Ali decides to change the topic. He quickly grabs the nearest alcoholic beverage and downs it in a single gulp.

“Wickid. So, who iz dis geezer dat we iz havin’ da party for?”

[nitro_is_ace]

"My fiancee." Ace replies simply, with that same grin. Yes, at this point she's purposefully attempting to freak Ali out. She's amused when people think she's scary.

[staines_mp]

Out of the frying pan...

Ali is starting to get really unnerved now, he pulls out a joint and lights it up. A few puffs later he’s calmed down and is even feeling a little generous.

“Dat iz good”

He offers her the blunt.

“Iz you wantin’ some?”

[nitro_is_ace]

Ace coughs as the smoke wafts in her direction.
"Err, no. Ta." There are more fun ways to indulge in mind-altering. Especially when your fiancee is the personification of magic.

[staines_mp]

Ali perks up at that.

“Iz you serious? I iz got to try dat sometime.”

[nitro_is_ace]

Ace looks slightly bewildered.
"Gotta try what?"