Sawyer chats with Eris, Echo, and Virginia before he leaves; Tim delivers his April Fool's punchline

[confidence_man]

Sawyer walks down the stairs with a small duffel bag and a couple of letters. Looks like he might be going somewhere.

He walks over to the bar, slides on his glasses to read over the letters on last time, and sets them on the bar. "You know what to do," he mutters, and the bar indeed the bar does. The letters disappear awaiting delivery.

Comments

[timsbooks]

*Theres a Tim. Inna skirt. And tits!*

Morning sawyer.

[confidence_man]

Sawyer looks over and groans. "Do you gotta do that?"

[timsbooks]

*Tim waggles his/her eyebrows.*

What, you don't like the wrapping?

[confidence_man]

Sawyer rolls his eyes. "We've been through this before, chief. Besides, there's plenty of women 'round here who are actually women, so I ain't that hard up yet."

[timsbooks]

*Tim can;t help but grin.*

Really? I didn't hear any complaints of the first.....

[confidence_man]

"Pardon me?"

[timsbooks]

*Tim winks, then flips up her skirt to reveal s/hes wearing an identical pair of panties. And then it's down again.*

[confidence_man]

Sawyer pulls the panties out of his pocket, now holding them by his thumb and index finger. "Sonavabitch."

[timsbooks]

*Tim winks.*

April Fools!

[confidence_man]

Sawyer tosses the panties on the bar. "You do realize what a fucked-up individual you are, right?"

[timsbooks]

*Tim bobs his head cheerfully*

Uh-huh!

[confidence_man]

"Just so we're all clear on the fact."

[timsbooks]

*And Tim dances away, singing off key.*

[confidence_man]

Sawyer shudders and tries desperately to put the image of Tim in lacy panties out of his head.