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Mar 11, 2005 03:46

Through the din, smoke and wreckage of the most recent battle to baptize Milliways in flame, the small tinny sound of a classical piece can be heard. The tell-tale door of the Loompas opens in the front of the bar, and from which a cleaning crew of 9 in HazMat suits emerge.

Oompa loompa doom pa de do
We've got some hard core mopping to do
Oompa loompa doom pa de dee
Please move along there's nothing to see.

Monsters can come in any shape or size
The threat may be closer than most realize
But when you have friends it's not all that bad
Especially when you've Roland as your dad.

Make our day netherworld freaks.

It's at this point that all the Loompas stop their cleaning, and as one make obscene hand gestures towards the front door.

Oompa loompa doom pa de da
We'll clean the mess so say thank ya
You'll be et by DT plot too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom pa dee do.

They leave as swiftly as they had arrived. Each bowing low to those who fought, before shutting their door behind them.

meg giry, oompa loompas, roland deschain, murphy macmanus, svava, ace (pyro), bernard mickey wrangle, joe manco, cuthbert allgood, raphael, moiraine, alain johns

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