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[wadewilsonsdead]

CRASHING THROUGH THE BAR
DRINKING FROM A JAR
DEADPOOL (DEADPOOL!!)
DEADPOOL (DEADPOOL!!)
WAY WAY LATE AT NIGHT
HE IS NOT QUITE RIGHT
DEADPOOL (DEADPOOL!!)
DEADPOOL (DEADPOOL!!)
NOWHERE TO RUN
NOWHERE TO HIDE
HERE'S A BAR WITH HIM INSIIIIIIIIIIDE
HE BROUGHT ASTROGLIDE!
DEADPOOOOOOOOOL
THE REAL CANADIAN PSYCHO!
DEADPOOL IS THERE!
KILLING FOR MONEY WHENEVER THERE'S CASH
OVER LAND AND SEA AND AIR
DEADPOOL IS THERE!*

By "there" we mean in the bar. And singing that. Loudly.

*with all due apologies to whoever wrote the GIJoe movie theme.