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[henry_jones_jr]

Doctor Jones is enjoying Sunday lunch at the bar. Roast pork, potatoes, carrots and parsnips, with a side of apple sauce and the all crucial crackling. He chows down, taking an occasional palate-cleansing sip of Theakston's Best. He's pretty focused on the food to be fair, which is a great testament to Gil and the rats.

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[andmisterhyde]

In a continuity where Jackie doesn't exist, Hyde's just sat down next to Doctor Pepper and has just grabbed a carrot off his plate.

[henry_jones_jr]

"Alright... that's gonna cost ya," Indy grumbles.

[andmisterhyde]

Hyde silently replaces the carrot with a penny. It's from 1963.

[henry_jones_jr]

He smiles at the gesture and finishes up the last few bites of the meal. Thoughtfully a beer arrives for Hyde as Indy mops up and pushes the plate to one side.

"How's it going big guy?"

[andmisterhyde]

Hyde makes like he's absorbing the rich...fragrant aroma of his beer. "Welp, it's about to get better." He takes a sizable gulp and smiles, bobbing his Lapsu-clad head. "Yeah."

[henry_jones_jr]

"Glad to help," he smiles, assuming Hyde is referring to the beer. "Been up to anything interesting? Last time I saw you..."

He trails off, remembering how he really wished he hadn't seen Hyde that last time.

[andmisterhyde]

Hyde gives him a knowing sort of smirk.

"...Go on. You don't want me to finish the sentence for you, man. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt."

[henry_jones_jr]

"I don't wanna finish it either. Let's just say you could use some sun on your heiney."

There's no smirk. All Hyde gets is a look of some discomfort.

"Drink your beer and let's never speak of it again," he mutters.

[andmisterhyde]

Hyde raises his beer to him. "That's what you get for sexing up my bathroom. Cheers."

[henry_jones_jr]

"Um... yeah... sorry 'bout that. It wasn't like I planned it. She was just super-horny for some reason."

He thinks for a moment.

"We should get together like that more often. Heh."

[andmisterhyde]

"So long as the chicks take off their tops, man? I could do it every day."

[henry_jones_jr]

"Um... yeah. Lori was a bit embarassed about that. I think she'd appreciate it if you didn't mention that part to anyone."

[andmisterhyde]

Hyde sighs and shakes his head. "Indy, man, what's the point of doing something stupid if we can't tell people about it? You're all freakin' squares."

[henry_jones_jr]

"Well, I don't think she's really that used to public nudity like that with people she doesn't really know. And Rory would probably have a field day with it," the worried explorer tries to explain.

[andmisterhyde]

"Rory," Hyde repeats - with the dull tone of someone who's just not impressed. "Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhh."

But he just drinks his beer and sighs, muttering something further about squares.

[henry_jones_jr]

"Um... you seen anymore of her?" Indy queries without showing too much intrigue.