That Snarky Episode (which is actually every episode)

[andmisterhyde]

Hyde is at the bar, in his Stones shirt and jeans, looking over a mess of eight-tracks and cassettes. His boot is tapping to some invisible beat, and he's smoking. The snark implied in the title has not yet happened, but rest assured it will if you join his thread.

And if that's not a sell, I don't know what is.

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[henry_jones_jr]

Upon reaching Hyde's spot, the disoriented explorer just stumbles into him, more by luck than good judgment, and spills his nuts all over the unsuspecting boy's lap.

[andmisterhyde]

Hyde throws up his hands. "Indy, man! I don't want your nuts in my lap!"

Yeah, I think that was intentional.

[henry_jones_jr]

"Argh... my precious nuts," he wails. "Sorreeeeee!"

He bends over in concentration and starts picking the errant nuts out of Hyde's lap with less than sober precision. "Want some?" he inquires politely. "They're cashews... my favorite... after sex."

[andmisterhyde]

Hyde stares at Indy's hand for a long moment before batting it away.

"I don't want your hand on your nuts in my lap, either!"

Smirking to himself, he starts to brush them off...and into his own hand. Waste not, want not.

[lorelaivictoria]

All this nutty talk produces a Lorelai, wearing a tight blue t-shirt that says "Would" and even tighter jeans. She kisses her boyfriend happily on the cheek and smirks at Hyde.

"Hey, Boys."

[henry_jones_jr]

"Honeyyyyyy!" Indy shouts happily, instantly forgetting the nut recovery exercise and pouncing on her after the first kiss. He hugs her firmly, lifting her off her feet a little as he attempts to give her a kiss of his own.

Indy's aim is off and his lips meet with her jaw line, as do his front teeth. He pulls back rubbing at them. "Owww! Your lips got soldifinied since last night. How d'you do that?" he pouts.

[lorelaivictoria]

She laughs and looks suspisciously at Indy. "Wow, hon, drink much today?"

But she leans into him, and sips on her martini, not really caring about the intense alcohol smell exuding from his pores.

She nods at Hyde. "S'up?"

[andmisterhyde]

Hyde spends some time laughing at Indy, but he spends more time staring at Lorelai's shirt.

"Would you, could you...with a goat?"

[henry_jones_jr]

"I would," Indy declares from under the bar, where he is now picking some of the stray cashews off the floor.

[lorelaivictoria]

She wrinkles her nose as he goes on his nut-hunt.

Mouthing to Hyde, she asks, "What the hell has he had today?"

[andmisterhyde]

But Hyde actually answers her aloud. "Fuck if I know. He had his nuts in my lap."

Speaking of, Hyde's crunching on cashews as well. And grinning.

[henry_jones_jr]

Indy pops back up with a stupid grin. "I've had cider. Baldrink's cider... the little dishwasher man. We've got plenty left if you want some."

He gestures vaguely at the barrel laying on a chair a little way down the bar. "Hyde!" he snaps. "Quit hogging my nuts kid. There's a lady present. At least offer her some. Heathen!"

He turns to her and adopts a chivalrous tone, only ruined by the slurring of every sibilant word. "Here you go my darling. It would be the greatest pleasure of my life if you share my nuts with me."

He opens his palm, revealing a few crushed cashews in amongst an array of dust bunnies and lint... and a piece of old chewing gum.

[lorelaivictoria]

She smiles at him placatingly. "Hon, I'm really not in the mood for nuts right now." She leans in closer to him but doesn't bother lowering her voice. . . much.

"At least not that kind." She smirks.

[andmisterhyde]

Hyde, meanwhile, is an opportunist. "Yeah, yeah, Lori'll take your nuts. I'll have the barrel." He eyes it longingly.

[henry_jones_jr]

He's a little disappointed by her rejection, and not sober enough to grasp her innuendo.

"Fine! I'll keep my nuts... and you keep your smashy stick thing. That seems fair." He cradles the nut remnants to his chest protectively.

"We can still have sex though right?" he inquires as an afterthought.

"Hyde... go get the fuckin' thing already. What? You think I'm some kinda personal assistant now?" he asks rhetorically with a smirk. "You two are playing catch up anyway. We'll drag it upstairs for when we get toasted in a bit."

[lorelaivictoria]

She sneaks a look at him through the corner of her eyes. "You were serious about that, huh?"

She looks thoughtful and maybe a bit worried at the same time. "It's. . . okay. . .to do that here?"