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That Snarky Episode (which is actually every episode)

Jan 17, 2005 00:06

Hyde is at the bar, in his Stones shirt and jeans, looking over a mess of eight-tracks and cassettes. His boot is tapping to some invisible beat, and he's smoking. The snark implied in the title has not yet happened, but rest assured it will if you join his thread.

And if that's not a sell, I don't know what is.

shadow (shady), tim hunter, hyde, penny lane, indiana jones

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moroccofor1year January 17 2005, 05:22:32 UTC

*Penny walks over and looks very adoringly at the mess of tapes and 8 tracks. She doesn't look up when she speaks*

I see you brought friends with you tonight.

*she wasn't being snarky *

andmisterhyde January 17 2005, 05:25:57 UTC

"Best friends I got," Hyde returns without looking up. "Now if only I can figure out which ones are Kelso's, so I can deny it when he asks me if I've seen them."

moroccofor1year January 17 2005, 05:30:17 UTC

*she laughs still looking at the tapes*

Well, if you are gonna deny having em does it really matter which ones are his?

You know, i think we have some of the same friends. Who knew?

andmisterhyde January 17 2005, 05:37:11 UTC

"Yeah, he probably made out with you behind the gym," Hyde mutters. Although he finally looks up for long enough to show her one of the eight tracks: Fool for the City by Foghat, which didn't come out 'til 1975, so she wouldn't know it. "Now this one's Kelso's." He laughs wickedly, sticking out his tongue.

moroccofor1year January 17 2005, 05:43:54 UTC

I was trying to help you out actually but if you wanna be a dipshit that's fine with me.

andmisterhyde January 17 2005, 05:45:12 UTC

Hyde raises an eyebrow. "How were you helping me out, man? I can rationalize plenty all by myself."

It's snarky, but his tone isn't really mean. It's rather even, in fact.

moroccofor1year January 17 2005, 05:47:56 UTC

I was trying to help, I mean really if it you wanna keep it and it's a good album and you are clearly gonna be a better place for it to be, does it matter if it belonged to him or not? That was me helping maybe you should pay attention better.

*its hard to be snarky while grinning but she's doing it anyway*

andmisterhyde January 17 2005, 05:51:01 UTC

"No, see, the rationalization is for myself, man. I'm gonna tell Kelso one of his dozens of doggie friends shat on it." Hyde smiles. "Because that's quality entertainment."

moroccofor1year January 17 2005, 05:53:05 UTC

OH, now that I completely understand.

Your friend Kelso has doggie friends?

andmisterhyde January 17 2005, 05:58:20 UTC

Hyde snickers. "Yeah, he likes to 'play with dogs.'" Air quotes galore. "This makes him real popular with his girlfriend."

moroccofor1year January 17 2005, 06:02:55 UTC

Well, that goes without saying. That is so mean of you to create a rift between him and his doggie friends. so,let me guess he's likes dogs so his girlfriend must be a 'bitch'.

*it was Penny's own attempt at a joke and she might laugh for quite some time*

andmisterhyde January 17 2005, 06:14:13 UTC

And Hyde actually laughs! "Good one, man."

moroccofor1year January 17 2005, 06:18:09 UTC

*she smiles brightly*

Well, that one seemed kinda obvious.

andmisterhyde January 17 2005, 06:24:30 UTC

"Yeah, but sometimes it's the obvious ones that ring the most true. And in Kelso's case?" Hyde nods, frizz bouncing. "This's especially true."

moroccofor1year January 17 2005, 06:32:54 UTC

All girls in high school are bitches.

*goes back to admiring the tapes and such*

andmisterhyde January 17 2005, 06:41:15 UTC

"His current girlfriend is like a pedigree primo bitch, if you know what I mean."

Hyde's got all sorts of stuff here. Everything from Marvin Gaye to the band on his shirt (oh ho) to Blue Oyster Cult to ABBA...

ABBA?!

He snatches that one away - it's an eight track. "Speaking of the primo bitch, I think this is hers."

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