[OOM: Tyler is only nine, he can't really be trusted to watch his thoughts all the time. Especially around
bathrooms.]
To say the ways people have been going to and from Milliways have been buggy for the past two weeks is like saying the killer ant swarm is just a tiny pest problem. Now there's all sorts of ways to ENTER through the back area of Milliways. The caves (rockslide), the Lake (ahahahano, boiling blood is not conductive to boating OR swimming) or the sky.
...most people usually enter that one under their own power. About forty feet up into the air above the back area, a little boy appears out of nowhere and immediately becomes transparent. Ofcourse he's screaming all the way down, he can't fly! However ten feet above the ground he disappears again...and five seconds later emerges falling and screaming from the first portal.
Seriously. Fucking Milliways. Or he'd be saying that once he gets his wind back to start swearing a blue streak.
[Open for the rest of the Allpocalypse folks! HIT ME]