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Feb 17, 2012 21:44

If the Loompas made, and maintained, a To Do List....it might look something like this:

- Shine floating jewel hovering over Bar
- Spackle the crack in the wall behind Bar
- Spackle the rotting spot by the Lake Door
- Right things wronged in bar due to earthquake
- Right things wronged in the Loompa tunnels due to earthquake 
- Replace the panel by the Lake door when the rot worked its way through the Spackle
- Replace the panel above Bar when the mysterious crack
- Mend the floor by the Karaoke machine
- Give up attempting to fix the rot by the door, and instead install a large potted plant

At the moment the Loompas are standing in front of Bar, just to the side of the now yellow crystal, and are looking at the newly reopened crack in the wall.

They are sleep deprived, frustrated, at their wits end, and now apparently glowing for no good damn reason.
So of course they're humming, Under Pressure under their breath. 

waco kid, oompa loompas

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