Happy 5th Milliversary, Enzo!

[a1enzo]

When Enzo approaches the Bar today, he is presented with a digital cupcake large enough to satisfy a teenage appetite, decorated with candies forming the digits 101

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[guppy_sandhu]

"Happy birthday." Fry says, wandering over.

[a1enzo]

"It's not my birthday, it's the anniversary of the first time I came here," Enzo tells him.

[guppy_sandhu]

"What's a anniversry?" Fry asks.

"Hey Enzo, happy Milliversary." Guppy says.

[a1enzo]

"Thanks, Guppy! It's like a birthday," he informs Fry, "but for anything, not just being born. Like I bet your parents celebrate the anniversary of when they got married."

[guppy_sandhu]

"Yeah we do." Guppy says. "We went out to dinner last time, and had that babysitter you get on quite well with."

"Oh yeah. I beat her on Wii Tennis." Fry says. Then suddenly he scowls, remembering he is cross with Sport at the moment.

[a1enzo]

"Is something wrong?"

[guppy_sandhu]

"Wenlock and Mandeville said I can go on a venture to the limpits and Mummy says we can't." Fry says, pouting.

"Fry, we've been through this." Guppy says, sighing. "I'm sorry, we just don't have olympics tickets."

"But Wenlock and Mandeville said everyone will be there for the venture." Fry says, looking close to tears. "The whole world!"

[a1enzo]

"Olympics... that's that big sports thing?"

Even if he hadn't heard from Users, there are a good number of Olympics-themed Games.

[guppy_sandhu]

"Yeah." Guppy says.

"Fry, you wouldn't like it even if we did have tickets. It would be noisy, crowded, and you're not the least bit interested in sport."

"But I want to go to the venture!" Fry says.

[a1enzo]

"Who told him it's an adventure?"

Enzo has had adventures. He loves sports, but would not confuse the two.

[guppy_sandhu]

"Wenlock and Mandeville." Fry says.

"Fry, we'll go on our own adventure." Guppy says. "A better one."

[a1enzo]

"Who're Wenlock and Mandeville?"

[guppy_sandhu]

"They're the olympics mascots." Guppy says.

[a1enzo]

"Ohhhhh. Media." Teenage scorrrrn.

"Fry, when they say on TV commercials that something's an adventure, they just mean they want you to be excited about it."

[guppy_sandhu]

"Yeah, it's just watching sport in a big crowd, you don't get to join in." Guppy says.

"But I want to see Wenlock."

"Wenlock isn't real."

[a1enzo]

"If the mascots are there, they'll be people in costumes. You don't like that, right?"