"Does anybody here want scorpion parts?" Ellen asks as she stomps through the door, power armor clanking. "I've got plenty. Stupid things come out in the dark."Her armor's pretty splattered in gray-green arachnid blood and scored in places with the marks left by very tough chitin. This has not been the best day she has ever had, no
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"WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR THEM? IF THEY AREN'T EDIBLE I COULD PROBABLY ALCHEMIZE SOMETHING COOL WITH THEM."
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Ellen pauses; she's just seen the speaker. Mutants back home don't really come in colors other than green and some sort of purplish-blue. On the other hand, they don't come in sizes that small, either, so he's probably not a mutant. Maybe an alien. And since he's not a green alien with three fingers on each hand- heck, he's got hair- he's not the bad kind of alien.
"-well, I've heard some of the meat is edible to humans, but I've never been able to get much of it out of the carapace myself," she resumes. "It's pretty thick. Poison glands as big as my fist, too, if you have use for that. I'm open to a lot of trade possibilities- depends how much scorpion you can take off my hands."
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"HOW POISONOUS ARE THESE POISON GLANDS?" The troll metabolism can handle a certain amount of poison. It's like hot sauce.
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It can't hurt to give him a sample, right? Unless it's, y'know, hurting the way poison generally hurts.
"There's a woman my friend Corazon knows who makes a casserole with these things. I have no idea how she does it, but apparently your whole mouth goes numb in the process."
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He looks at the gland. "HMM, THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE A FAT JUICY SUPERCHELIDAE SWEETBREAD. I USED TO SEE THIS THINGS ALL THE TIME IN THE LAWNRINGS." He licks it and his mouth goes numb.
"HYAH THATH THEH SHTHUFFHHH."
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"There's four to six of them available- we kind of disintegrated one of the scorpions," Ellen says apologetically. "The two scorpions left have... mph. The central masses are about as big as my torso, where they haven't had holes blasted in them or something. I can drag one in for a look and we can talk about the price on what's left."
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She returns dragging a respectably-sized radscorpion- not one of the truly giant ones, but one easily as long as she is tall with a tail to match- and wincing about the mess it's gonna leave on the floor. Well, she'll mop it up or something.
"How does this one look?"
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"HANG ON A SECOND, I THINK I MET SOMEONE FROM YOUR WORLD ONCE. SHE HAD A BRAHMIN, TOO, THAT'S WHY I REMEMBER." Karkat liked the two-headed cow a lot better than most people he meets.
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Come the second part, though, Ellen nods. "That was probably Sativa," she says. "I know her- she's from the western part of North America, and a couple of decades before my time. She helped me get the hang of looking after my own Brahmins."
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He rolls the name Sativa around in his sponge. "YEAH, I THINK THAT WAS HER NAME. I MOSTLY REMEMBER THE BRAHMIN. IT HAD IDEAS ABOUT MY HAIRSTYLE."
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She smiles a little at the Brahmin comment. "I can believe it. Groucho and Harpo tends to try and lick people's heads, or eat their hats if they're wearing any within range. He's... not all that bright."
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He straightens up from inspecting the scorpion. "OKAY, IF THE OTHERS ARE LIKE THIS ONE I AM WILLING TO TRADE ONE OF THE INVENTORY MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS I SCAVENGED FROM THE BATTLEFIELD FOR IT. IT IS NOT AS GOOD AS A REAL SYLLADEX BUT IF YOU ARE STILL PULLING SHIT AROUND ON ANIMALS YOU WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."
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