Bartendiiing!

[hey35nholding]

Clementine's barely had time to think lately. One minute it's Halloween - the next she's staring down the barrel at Christmas. She does notices a certain notice on the board and Sends along a quick message to Santa.

Then, she turns toward the specials board and writes this:

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Santa Shot
The Drunken ElfMint Oreo

Comments

[hoochedseal]

Sam sits back and watches her and Mikey, and is highly amused he'll interrupt and talk to her later this is too entertaining.

[hey35nholding]

She sees you there, Sam! No hiding! She rolls her eyes and then says, very loudly, "if you wanted to touch them, Michael, just ask!"

...Someone's good at getting a reaction.

[hoochedseal]

Sam smirks as he walks over to her and then looks at her. "Had you seen Mikey's lady friend you would know he's not interested in large breast."

[luvs_yogurt]

"Hey," He holds his hands up innocently, still grinning ear to ear; "I can only handle one at a time."

[hey35nholding]

"Oh really?" She smiles. "Sam can take care of both of them with one hand." Well, he's tried to.

[hoochedseal]

Sam then smirks and then takes a deep breath.

"Sometimes you have to broaden your horizons Mikey."

[luvs_yogurt]

"And that is why Sam is a better man than I could ever be." A better gigolo at least... "A little too big and taken for my taste."

He drops a sly wink and leans across the bar again, letting himself brush against her shoulder as he grabs a beer for himself. "I think I'll be drinking alone tonight."

[hey35nholding]

She smirks. "Very taken." She sits down on the bar and reaches for Sam, which brushes her against Michael's shoulder in kind as she moves. "Aww. We're not gonna kick you out into that lonely, cold Scottish winter yet."

[hoochedseal]

Sam then takes a deep breath and then gets a beer and smiles and then looks at her and then grins. "Yeah, We'll get Mikey a date."

[luvs_yogurt]

Michael groans and palms the cap off his beer, looking none to enthused at the prospect.

"Need I remind you what happened the last time you threatened to find me a date?"

[hey35nholding]

She chuckles. "I know a nice vampire who needs some attention," she says.

[hoochedseal]

"I've never set you up with a Vamper before. Maybe you should go out with her."

[luvs_yogurt]

"Mmm, yeah - I think the last thing I'm looking for is another girl into pain and blood loss." He takes a long draw off the bottle; "No offence to your friend, but if I'm seeing anyone it'll be someone who isn't likely to try and kill me."

Which in his case makes the prospective pool a little slim... though, outside of Miami his odds are up considerably.

[hey35nholding]

"She's really sweet. And a great lay." Clementine needed to offer that up. She's saying this as she leans into Sam and gets both of her arms around his neck.

[hoochedseal]

Sam then looks down at her. "Just how do you know that last part?"

[luvs_yogurt]

Michael's pretty sure he either doesn't want to know or really wants to know that answer... he's in a good enough mood it could go either way.

"Doesn't matter, I've got enough crazy in my life right now."