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CURRENT aadiTelmatologist [CAT] ?? MINUTES AGO opened memo on board MAGICAL MYSTERY BAR VIRTUAL BULLETIN BOARD
CAT: This is Alyx Vance, speaking on behalf of the human resistance against the Combine Empire.
CAT: For those of you who don't know me, I'm from a world where Earth was taken over by extradimensional aliens sixteen years ago. We've been fighting back ever since.
CAT: Over the past several months, the Resistance has been taking down a series of terraforming Synths at the geographic center of each continent. We're preparing to attack the final and largest installation, in what used to be Mongolia.
CAT: I'm not gonna lie; the Resistance needs all the help it can get. The Combine knows we're coming and will put the full force of their military might to bear to protect their last terraforming installation.
CAT: Therefore, I'm calling for volunteers from here in Milliways. Anyone who is willing and able to take on a biotechnologically enhanced alien army, come see me.
CAT: Okay. That's a good start. Now how do I go back and edit this?
CAT: Wait, I didn't want that part transcribed, how do I--?
CAT: Isn't there ANY way to edit these notes once they're posted?! What a piece of--!
CAT: Fuck it. If you want more details, come see me. I'll be the pregnant woman sitting in the corner booth.
[ooc: Open forever. Feel free to come up to Alyx in person, respond via T-Minus, or both.]
CAT: This is Alyx Vance, speaking on behalf of the human resistance against the Combine Empire.
CAT: For those of you who don't know me, I'm from a world where Earth was taken over by extradimensional aliens sixteen years ago. We've been fighting back ever since.
CAT: Over the past several months, the Resistance has been taking down a series of terraforming Synths at the geographic center of each continent. We're preparing to attack the final and largest installation, in what used to be Mongolia.
CAT: I'm not gonna lie; the Resistance needs all the help it can get. The Combine knows we're coming and will put the full force of their military might to bear to protect their last terraforming installation.
CAT: Therefore, I'm calling for volunteers from here in Milliways. Anyone who is willing and able to take on a biotechnologically enhanced alien army, come see me.
CAT: Okay. That's a good start. Now how do I go back and edit this?
CAT: Wait, I didn't want that part transcribed, how do I--?
CAT: Isn't there ANY way to edit these notes once they're posted?! What a piece of--!
CAT: Fuck it. If you want more details, come see me. I'll be the pregnant woman sitting in the corner booth.
[ooc: Open forever. Feel free to come up to Alyx in person, respond via T-Minus, or both.]