These days, it's not especially unusual to see somepony emerge from the woods. Although they're usually not quite this colorless. Or sporting such a cruel grin
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The owner of those awful feathery wings shoots Karkat a dirty look and flaps up a couple of yards. Really, who just up and touches somepony's wings like that? Not very nice at all.
(The narration makes no apology for the double standard implicit in that statement.)
"What's it to you, Candy-horn?"
What? Nightmare Night's coming up, and even if Fluttershy doesn't give out candy corn (though she can't think why not, just now) she certainly sees enough of it. As derogatory nicknames go, it's not great, but she doesn't have much to go on yet.
"HOPY SHIT, ARE YOU HATEFLIRTING WITH ME? WOW, I AM PRETTY WILDLY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT, YOU ARE TALKING TO THE WRONG TROLL FOR THAT KIND OF THING. AND THE RIGHT TROLL IS DEAD, AND FRANKLY HE WAS NOT REALLY RIGHT AT ALL."
There's plenty of that that Fluttershy completely doesn't understand, but you better believe she picked up on "PRETTY WILDLY UNCOMFORTABLE". Her grin gets a little wider and more wicked.
"Oh, no? It sounds to me like you're exactly who I want."
"OKAY, WOW, YOU ARE COMPLETELY BRAZEN, AREN'T YOU."
"LOOK, AT THE RISK OF ENCOURAGING THIS LAUGHABLE LITTLE CHARCOAL CRUSH, LET ME LET YOU DOWN EASY. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A KISMESIS THAT IS, YOU KNOW, A HORSE, BUT IF I WAS IT WOULD DEFINITELY NOT BE ONE AS RUNTY AND HIDEOUS AS YOU. YOU ARE LIKE A PATHETIC JOKE ON THE IDEA OF A HORSE. IT'S PRETTY SAD."
"THERE, A LITTLE FRIENDLY ABUSE FOR YOU TO SCRIBBLE IN YOUR NOTEBOOKS AND HIDE IN YOUR HOPE CHEST."
"OH LOOK, ONE OF WHATHERSFACE'S BULGE-BUMPING PONY PALS. WHICH ONE ARE YOU?"
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(The narration makes no apology for the double standard implicit in that statement.)
"What's it to you, Candy-horn?"
What? Nightmare Night's coming up, and even if Fluttershy doesn't give out candy corn (though she can't think why not, just now) she certainly sees enough of it. As derogatory nicknames go, it's not great, but she doesn't have much to go on yet.
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"HAHAHA, PONY SASS, HOW RIDICULOUS AND ADORABLE."
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"Oh, no? It sounds to me like you're exactly who I want."
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"LOOK, AT THE RISK OF ENCOURAGING THIS LAUGHABLE LITTLE CHARCOAL CRUSH, LET ME LET YOU DOWN EASY. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A KISMESIS THAT IS, YOU KNOW, A HORSE, BUT IF I WAS IT WOULD DEFINITELY NOT BE ONE AS RUNTY AND HIDEOUS AS YOU. YOU ARE LIKE A PATHETIC JOKE ON THE IDEA OF A HORSE. IT'S PRETTY SAD."
"THERE, A LITTLE FRIENDLY ABUSE FOR YOU TO SCRIBBLE IN YOUR NOTEBOOKS AND HIDE IN YOUR HOPE CHEST."
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