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[crabbycustomer]

Okay. He's done it. It took a lot of work, but he's done it

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[numbered_doctor]

Karkat, is eventually approached by what should be a familiar face by now. One that ruffles his hair on approach as she settles into the seat next to him. She comes, of course, bearing one of his little devices.

"These are pretty interesting. I'm surprised no one has thought of this before."

[crabbycustomer]

Karkat flails furiously, restoring his hair to its original pristine disaster. "MAYBE THEY JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGICAL BASIS AND INTELLECT."

[numbered_doctor]

Thirteen just grins in the face of his flailing.

"Well it was very sweet of you to make sure everyone could get one. You should make sure Rose gets one for herself, I know she was trying to get a hold of her friends back home a while back."

[crabbycustomer]

"LALONDE HAS PESTERCHUM, IT'S THE SAME BASIC PROGRAM ONLY SHITTIER. IF SHE CAN'T GET THROUGH TO HER WORLD IT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE TIME IS FROZEN IN HER WORLD AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE TIMELINE CAPABILITIES."

[numbered_doctor]

"Still," she presses gently. "It'd probably be a good thing to talk to her about it. I'm sure she'll be thankful."

[crabbycustomer]

"JEGUS, I AM TELLING YOU, SHE ALREADY HAS IT. LOOK, SHE IS HERE ON MY CHUMPROLL. TENTACLETHERAPIST. THAT IS HOW WE KNOW EACH OTHER, WE HAVE BEEN TROLLING HER AND HER DUMB PALS FOR LIKE SIX HOURS STRAIGHT."

[numbered_doctor]

"Okay, okay, I leave it be then, if you say she's already set up to do all this."

A change of subject is needed, and this is provided by pulling out the T Minus, and after fiddling with it for a moment, Karkat's end flashes an alert.

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ND: Thought I'd test this out and give it a whirl, since you're the only one I know on here.

[crabbycustomer]

CG: IT ISN'T VERY DIFFICULT
CG: IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS
CG: I TOOK OUT ALL THE COMPLICATED STUFF

[numbered_doctor]

ND: True. But it's new tech, and very neat. Thank you, Karkat.

[crabbycustomer]

CG: JUST DON'T FORGET TO FEED IT

[numbered_doctor]

ND: That's this thing on the back, right? What does it need again?

[crabbycustomer]

CG: ANY KIND OF HIGH-CALORIE LIQUID
CG: THE BEST THING FOR THEM IS MIND HONEY BUT THAT IS HARD TO GET AND NOT REALLY VERY SAFE TO HANDLE
CG: OR BLOOD, THEY LIKE BLOOD
CG: BUT BASICALLY ANY KIND OF NUTRIENT-RICH LIQUID WILL GET METABOLIZED
CG: I WOULDN'T GET IT DRUNK

[numbered_doctor]

Remy pauses for a moment, eying the T-Minus in her hand.

ND: I'm both curious and terrified to find out what happens when someone does that.

[crabbycustomer]

"PROBABLY IT WOULD START DRUNKMESSAGING VARIOUS FORMER ROMANTIC PARTNERS THROUGHOUT TIME AND SPACE WITH GARBLED AND INCOHERENT DECLARATIONS OF THE MOST SHAMEFUL AND DEPRESSING KIND."