The 'Challenge Accepted' expression is written clear on his face.
"Oh, Lily Evans. Wonderful, brilliant, clever Lily Evans. Might you ever so kindly bestow upon my lowliness a single inkling of what I may receive this Christmas?
"For it is an honour to receive anything at all from you, and I'd need to prepare myself - at least a little - for what I might get."
"Well, I don't think we're supposed to know, if there were," James points out. "But I'm sure there must be. I reckon they'd be a bit like Aurors, only ... they're more like Top Secret Aurors, really."
He watches her for a moment.
"So, who's that one for, then?"
Since it can't be him, otherwise the surprise is gone.
For one strange, strange moment, James' brain seizes all function so that he remains seated in his chair, looking completely ... well, flabbergasted.
Weird enough that he's got a son, brilliant as he is, and honestly - well, it's been quite a while since he's seen him that Harry hasn't exactly been in James' thoughts.
He settles himself down into the seat across from her.
"I like it."
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"Because I'll probably wind up wrapping your present in it, too.
"Hello, James."
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James leans over to kiss her.
"And I don't suppose I get any hints as to what I'm getting this Christmas?"
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(After he's kissed her, of course.)
"Well, maybe one. Maybe.
"If you ask very nicely."
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The 'Challenge Accepted' expression is written clear on his face.
"Oh, Lily Evans. Wonderful, brilliant, clever Lily Evans. Might you ever so kindly bestow upon my lowliness a single inkling of what I may receive this Christmas?
"For it is an honour to receive anything at all from you, and I'd need to prepare myself - at least a little - for what I might get."
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"Goodness, James, for that you may have two.
She leans forward.
"All right, my adorable if lowly James Potter, for Christmas this year, I will tell you that ...
"I am not getting you a hippogriff.
"Or an aubergine."
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But ... that isn't exactly what he's expecting.
He lets his jaw drop.
Dramatically.
"That's all I get?" he asks, leaning back, arms crossed. "Really, Lily? After all that effort?"
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She settles back in her chair.
"Pass me the scissors, would you, James?"
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"You know, I suppose it was my own fault. I should have specified the sort of hint I expected to get."
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"And d'you think that would have worked? Specifying? Really?"
Really, James?
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"Blimey, Lily, you're a hard nut to crack. Have you looked into spy work after Hogwarts?"
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Then again, it's easy to avoid giving hints about something when even she doesn't know what it is yet.
"Do wizards have spies?
"Is there some Hogwarts graduate off trying to infiltrate the Russian Ministry of Magic even as we speak?"
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He watches her for a moment.
"So, who's that one for, then?"
Since it can't be him, otherwise the surprise is gone.
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Lily looks down and frowns.
She'd meant to grab the book for Glynis, but James was all James-like and distracting.
"Um.
"Okay, this is probably going to be weird.
"And maybe awkward.
"His name is Albus.
"And, um, he's Harry's son."
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Weird enough that he's got a son, brilliant as he is, and honestly - well, it's been quite a while since he's seen him that Harry hasn't exactly been in James' thoughts.
So, this ...
This is -
Right.
"Right."
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"I'm sorry, James."
Granted, she has no idea what a good way would be.
But that clearly wasn't it.
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