The Wiener Moon is nigh.

[wurstoftheworst]

Two weeks ago, a batch of strangely-colored hot dogs appeared in Milliways

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[ostro_goth]

Teja and his axe are ready to deal with all and any disturbances.

It's time for the rash-and-black-fur infection to come to its peak, and there is a tangible tension in the air.

[guppy_sandhu]

Guppy is in the rafters... lurking above him...

This one needs to be taken out.

[ostro_goth]

"Guppy!" Teja calls out. "What are you doing up there? Come down!"

[guppy_sandhu]

"Not just any cows,
Not just any bulls,
Made from the finest pork and everything that goes with it,
I'll thank you all."

Guppy leaps off the rafter, aiming a fast kick at Teja's head. He's surprisingly fast when he isn't worried about damaging his opponant...

[ostro_goth]

Teja falls backwards, not having expected something like that.

He pokes at Guppy with the shaft of his axe, not wanting to get bitten as well.

[guppy_sandhu]

Guppy blocks the poke and tries to jump on Teja feet first.

[ostro_goth]

Teja rolls aside, jumps to his feet, and holds out the blunt end of the axe to try and keep Guppy at bay.

But he talks as well.

"Guppy!" he says. "Stop this -- it is the infection taking over your will!"

[guppy_sandhu]

Guppy hisses at him, almost cat-like.

"Relinquish control, axeman! You cannot cut the mustard!"

He attempts to grab the axe and twist it away, kicking towards Teja's knees at the same time.

[ostro_goth]

Teja jabs the end of his axe into Guppy's ribs, harder now.

[guppy_sandhu]

This hits. Guppy reaches into a pocket, pulls out two half onions, and thrusts them at Teja's face.

[ostro_goth]

"What???"

[guppy_sandhu]

"Weep, Teja!" Guppy yells, jumping on him with the onions thrusted.

[ostro_goth]

Teja pushes him back with the shaft of his axe.

"I am arresting you, for your own safety," he says, almost mildly.

[guppy_sandhu]

"You cannot arrest me! I'm a sausage!"

[ostro_goth]

"You are mad!" Teja declares, pushing him backwards with the shaft of the axe.

[guppy_sandhu]

Guppy is knocked backwards, puts his foot on a bottle of chocolate sauce (that seems to be lying on the floor from someone's condiment frenzy), and falls over, whacking his head on a table on the way down.

He isn't knocked out, but blinks for a couple of seconds before hissing at Teja again.