(no subject)
Mel pins the following notice to the bulletin board:
THERE IS A MERMAID IN THE LAKE.
(a new one)
She's expressed an intention to eat male swimmers. We'd like that not to happen.
Go swimming AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Then she leaves a note at the bar for the rest of Security:
What are we gonna do about this mermaid?
Then she grabs a bottle of Tequila and proceeds to stuff her face with various fried meat products.
THERE IS A MERMAID IN THE LAKE.
(a new one)
She's expressed an intention to eat male swimmers. We'd like that not to happen.
Go swimming AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Then she leaves a note at the bar for the rest of Security:
What are we gonna do about this mermaid?
Then she grabs a bottle of Tequila and proceeds to stuff her face with various fried meat products.