There's a strange robot in the bar. Its head/body is shaped somewhat like an elongated egg, with gangly mechanical arms sprouting from the top and legs from the bottom. It has a single eye in the form of a glowing orange camera lens. Slightly below and to the left of this eye is a crookedly applied "Hello, My Name Is" sticker with the name "Ed" written on it in childish scrawl.
The robot is playing a game of fetch involving a Welsh corgi, a red dingly bouncy ball, and a portal gun.
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Watch
this video to get a better idea of Ed's Cubefall form in action.]