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The big (eight feet or so) green fellow with far too many muscles and not really anywhere near enough clothes (relax, he's decent, just wearing rags) wasn't expecting the Bar to give him a note instead of a book today. He turns the napkin around several times before finally nodding. "If you say so," he rumbles, and makes his way behind the Bar to hang up a sign:

Specials:

Teach me something new, and your order is only half price

That seems simple enough.