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Ben phones home after visiting DenmarkWhen Milliways found him again he took the opportunity to spend some time thinking. He wasn't in a mood for large crowds so he headed outback and found a rock to sit on by the lake. He's sulking, he totally knows this but damnit he deserves a sulk. He's also seeing if he can skip rocks the size of small
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"Yeah," he agrees, "but if you throw them right they can skip off the top of the water a few times first."
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"How?"
He doesn't appear at all scared. Ben might notice that Guppy is nearby, holding a baby girl in a standing position by her hands, and keeping an eye on his son.
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"It works better with really flat rocks. See the rock kind of bounces off the top of the water. The rocks I was using before weren't really good for it but this one...just watch," he says and flips the rock out across the lake. It continues to skip until it goes out of sight. "It's kind of like throwing a Frisbee."
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"Ben it sinked!"
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It doesn't occur to Ben that teaching a kid to throw rocks might be a bad idea.
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Unfortunately his aim is sufficiently bad that he hits his little sister in the face. Coral begins to bawl loudly.
"Fry, be careful!" Guppy says, scooping up the little girl.
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Ben would never admit it but with the rollar coaster his emotions are right now he's close to tears himself.
[OOC-Insert properly mortified icon of Ben please.]
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"Fortunately, he can't throw very hard." Guppy says, getting out a tissue. "Just got a little nosebleed here..."
He nods at Ben. "Don't worry about it. Kids are unpredictable, I make mistakes too."
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Looks like someone read that leaflet Guppy gave him.
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"You didn't like the noise Coral made, huh?" Guppy says to Fry, mostly to clarify things with Ben.
"Yes, it's a bad noise." Fry says. "Like the washy machine."
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"Where's your ears?" he asks.
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"They're under the rocks," he says tapping where the external ear would normally be, "or at least that's what my friend Susan thinks. She's super smart so I believe her."
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