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[Not-actually-oom: Guppy, expert only in negotiating with people under two, mediates peace talks between Moist, Urquhart and Teja. Progress is slow enough for him to fall asleep, but the treaty is eventually signed.]
There is a new notice on the board, in felt tip pen.
'The Treaty of Willy
The undersigned agree to the following terms.
1. No taunting each other.
2. Respect each other's relationships.
3. Teja only to interview Alfred as Security if there is a reason to do so.
4. All parties to refrain from charicaturation of genatalia in public places.
Signed:
Alfred Spangler
Urqvardus Scotus
TTT'
On a sofa nearby is Guppy, who has dozed off again. Come tell him to go upstairs, or poke him to make him jump, whatever works.
There is a new notice on the board, in felt tip pen.
'The Treaty of Willy
The undersigned agree to the following terms.
1. No taunting each other.
2. Respect each other's relationships.
3. Teja only to interview Alfred as Security if there is a reason to do so.
4. All parties to refrain from charicaturation of genatalia in public places.
Signed:
Alfred Spangler
Urqvardus Scotus
TTT'
On a sofa nearby is Guppy, who has dozed off again. Come tell him to go upstairs, or poke him to make him jump, whatever works.