Happy Hour: St Patrick's Day edition

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Butch Cassidy is not Irish, nor Catholic--in fact, true story, he's a Mormon whose parents were English and Scottish immigrants. He's also from a time before the days of green beer and excessive use of food coloring. But he does know an Irish girl who used to work at Fannie Porter's (until she married a rancher), name of Mary Grace, who could outdrink him, cuss like a sailor, sing the dirtiest of songs in the sweetest and most angelic of voices, and do a dance of the seven veils that was more like three veils and a chemise but by the time she was done a man could forget how to count (along with everything else he ever learned in school)--

Anyway, so there he is at the bar.

Specials:
Irish Coffee
Emerald Isle
Irish Ale
Beamish Stout
Old Taylor

the Irish drink half-price

He probably isn't too picky about that last part.

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