Happy Hour!!
Clementine wasn't planning on doing anything today but sift through the pile of beads she'd absconded with during her last bust (There was a guy in a cow costume and exposed udders. If you REALLY want the details, she'll tell). When she heads to the bar for a shot of whiskey, she's confronted by a napkin.
Your turn, it reads.
Thanks to Sonya, she knows the bar's alive, but it's a little disconcerting. "No. Thank. You. I'm off the clock."
Another napkin reads: Uh-uh. I know how thick your tab is...
"But..."
Sorry, it's your turn. A girl needs her beauty sleep.
Clemmie frowns at the sentient chunk of wood as she slips behind the bar and prepares a menu. Having been a drink girl at any number of fine establishments in Reno, she knows the drill fairly well. The chalkboard behind her reads the following, written in bright pink chalk:
Happy Hour
Specials:
Dirty Blonde Slut
Green-Eyed Blonde
Pink Police
Reno-Native Craft Beers (Buckbean Brewing, etc., ask server for recommendations)
She later adds below it in purple chalk:
* Law enforcement, magicians and exotic dancers drink 1/2 off.
* Add one string of Mardi Gras beads to your order for $1!
There's more than one way to skin a cat, Clementine decides, as she shouts, "happy hour is ON."
[OOC: Will be spotty for the next half-hour, but after that will be around all night, going to slowtimes around 4AM EST! Accepting fresh tags to this post for 24 hours with instaslows applied after that.]
[Tiny tag of WTF am I getting into: Clementine Johnson]
Your turn, it reads.
Thanks to Sonya, she knows the bar's alive, but it's a little disconcerting. "No. Thank. You. I'm off the clock."
Another napkin reads: Uh-uh. I know how thick your tab is...
"But..."
Sorry, it's your turn. A girl needs her beauty sleep.
Clemmie frowns at the sentient chunk of wood as she slips behind the bar and prepares a menu. Having been a drink girl at any number of fine establishments in Reno, she knows the drill fairly well. The chalkboard behind her reads the following, written in bright pink chalk:
Happy Hour
Specials:
Dirty Blonde Slut
Green-Eyed Blonde
Pink Police
Reno-Native Craft Beers (Buckbean Brewing, etc., ask server for recommendations)
She later adds below it in purple chalk:
* Law enforcement, magicians and exotic dancers drink 1/2 off.
* Add one string of Mardi Gras beads to your order for $1!
There's more than one way to skin a cat, Clementine decides, as she shouts, "happy hour is ON."
[OOC: Will be spotty for the next half-hour, but after that will be around all night, going to slowtimes around 4AM EST! Accepting fresh tags to this post for 24 hours with instaslows applied after that.]
[Tiny tag of WTF am I getting into: Clementine Johnson]