First entrance

[mamba_with_me]

A door materializes in the Bar, swirling with images of snakes that play over the surface in two dimensions. A harbinger, perhaps

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[wannab_hokage]

Naruto fresh from a mission was just trying to get home. Next thing knew he was walking into the back of a this woman.

[mamba_with_me]

Mamba does not like unexpected physical contact with strangers. She whirls around and faces him, backing up a step. Not afraid, just wary and composed. He almost was treated to the full Black Mamba experience, and trust Mamba, he wouldn't enjoy it.

"Excuse me. You appear to not know where you're going."

[wannab_hokage]

"Woah..." he was speechless.

That costume.

[mamba_with_me]

"Whoa is right. Eyes up here, junior, or you'll lose them."

She does take the opportunity to zip up her costume a bit further. She's lucky she's not naked - she'd been at what passes for home when she found herself here.

Boys. So predictable. Makes them easy to deal with, actually.

[wannab_hokage]

Hi nose started to spontaneously spurt blood violently .

"Gnaaaaa!"

[mamba_with_me]

"Wha-?" she starts to say, but realizes that she needs to duck unless she wants to get drenched.

"Hang on, junior." She darts to the nearest table and grabs a discarded cloth napkin, then gently holds it up to his nose.

"Here you go. Press gently."

[wannab_hokage]

"Thanks," he said holding the cloth to his nose and blushing.

[mamba_with_me]

"Is this..normal for you?" she asks, acutely aware of his discomfort. "Maybe a doctor's visit is in order. Because that was a tsunami of blood right there."

[wannab_hokage]

He shook his head, "Dno. Itd's just..."

[mamba_with_me]

"...Just what? The only times I get nosebleeds is when someone punches me in the face or I walk into a wall with alacrity."

She has suspicions, with with her cleavage and teenage boys, that she might have shocked his system, but that usually results in awkward aww-shucks-man behavior, not atomic-powered nosebleeds.

[wannab_hokage]

"Lidke wend I do my Sexy Judsu," he said still holding his nose.

[mamba_with_me]

"The only word I got from that was 'sexy,'" Mamba replies. "What is Judsu?"

She asks to distract and focus his attention on something that won't make him bleed out on the floor through his nose.

[wannab_hokage]

Naruto wiped his nose and wove a hand sign.

"Sexy no Jutsu!" he said and in a puff of smoke there in his stead stood a naked girl with blond pigtails and whiskers like, say a fox.

[mamba_with_me]

Mamba doesn't jump back in startlement -- although her synapses are screaming at her to do so -- she holds her ground, like she's trained to.

"WHAT!" is what she manages to get out in strangled tone. "Sexual identity crisis or shapeshifting?"

She has an odd compulsion to pull his-her whiskers.

[alorn_bear]

It's only a momentarily naked girl. The blond guy at a nearby table drinking his evening beer hates to see blondes get arrested without a good reason, and momentary naked is not a good reason, so without so much as looking up Belar waves one hand and the girl suddenly finds herself wearing a rather fetching orange bathrobe.

... look, Belar likes his beer almost as much as he likes his blondes, okay?

[wannab_hokage]

"Ahhh come on Dattabayo!" said Naruto still in his transformation.