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Father Christmas has had a few days to recouperate from his Round-the-world trip. Now, he's started going through the thank-you and complaint letters.
He picks up one envelope, opens it, and reads it.
'Oi you!
What r u doin leavin' me an' the boyz nothin' but roll-on deodrant in our stockins, you bastard?! Me an Neil are gonna trap you in our chimney agen next year.
Vyvyan'
He makes a note of it in his paperwork, then tosses it in the fire.
He picks up one envelope, opens it, and reads it.
'Oi you!
What r u doin leavin' me an' the boyz nothin' but roll-on deodrant in our stockins, you bastard?! Me an Neil are gonna trap you in our chimney agen next year.
Vyvyan'
He makes a note of it in his paperwork, then tosses it in the fire.