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A Man in Black is coming through the Door glowering at a digital readout screen in his hands, which is how the Door manages to slam shut behind him before he looks up to see:
"Ah, shit."
He stomps over to Bar and brutally takes a seat. (No, really, 'brutally' is just the word.)
"Goddammit, I'm busy!" he growls, facing the direction he usually does when he's yelling at the Landlord. Not that he has the slightest idea what the proper direction for that would be, but Zed is nothing if not consistent when it comes to yelling at infinitely powerful Entities who have it coming.
In response, he gets a bourbon (with a loud *DING* on the board immediately after, because it sure as hell isn't free), and a napkin with a big:
=P
on it.
Zed growls again, balls the napkin up, and flings it at poor Bar.
...And a split second later, the napkin baps him right back between the eyes.
Because when it comes to Zed and Milliways, it's all about the mutual respect.
"Ah, shit."
He stomps over to Bar and brutally takes a seat. (No, really, 'brutally' is just the word.)
"Goddammit, I'm busy!" he growls, facing the direction he usually does when he's yelling at the Landlord. Not that he has the slightest idea what the proper direction for that would be, but Zed is nothing if not consistent when it comes to yelling at infinitely powerful Entities who have it coming.
In response, he gets a bourbon (with a loud *DING* on the board immediately after, because it sure as hell isn't free), and a napkin with a big:
=P
on it.
Zed growls again, balls the napkin up, and flings it at poor Bar.
...And a split second later, the napkin baps him right back between the eyes.
Because when it comes to Zed and Milliways, it's all about the mutual respect.