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[howling_laugh]

The door to the bar sloooooowly opens. It doesn't look like there's anyone behind it, unless you look down

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[nitro_is_ace]

Ace is not making comments.

Ace is only watching this whole procession of puppy collection, biting her lip, with her eyebrows somewhere near her hairline.

She's not making comments, but her expression says plenty all on its own.

[howling_laugh]

Coyote flops down and covers her nose with her tail. This also conveniently corrals the pups.

"Not a word." She can see that face.

[nitro_is_ace]

She manages to keep her comments to herself.

For all of five minutes. That's practically an age, for one small pyro.

"Do I get t'teach'm t'call me auntie?" She asks, utterly gleeful in the usual trouble-making way.

[howling_laugh]

"NO."

Ace is lucky that she gets a free pass to getting set on fire. Raven might be pissy.

"I am not their mother." Therefore, no aunties for you.

[nitro_is_ace]

"Cousin?" Ace asks, undaunted. "Do we have t'break out the hobbit-type genealogies?"

[howling_laugh]

"No relation," she grunts as she gets a foot to the snout. Revenge is hers when she starts washing the pup the foot is attached to, though.

[nitro_is_ace]

"..." She opens her mouth to retort, closes it, considers Coyote with a narrow-eyed stare, and opens her mouth to ask a new question.

There's always a new question.

"Tricksters... don't steal babies... right?" Not that she's in any immediate (or long term) danger of having a baby stolen, but if that's the case she's going to have to keep a close eye on any baby Raven decides to haul about.

[howling_laugh]

Don't worry, Ace. Raven only steals plastic babies!

"Not unless I plan to eat them." DELICIOUS BABIES. Ahem.

"There was no one to steal them from," Coyote admits.

[nitro_is_ace]

The baby coyotes instantly have a kitty defender. She scowls at the door as if the nefarious coyote-killer is about to stroll through.

"Bastard."

[howling_laugh]

"Life is a bitch," Coyote says.

"But so am I."

So many puns! That's like a triple play, right there. The best part is, she's serious too.