Note left in the office:
There are two morons idio guys in the cells who say heir names are Gus Dickinson and Vivi Vyvian Basted (I know it's stupid, but that's what he says it is). I caught them cos they were fighting with a stick and a sofa in the bar. Vyvian was going to hit Gus with a sofa and he totally admitted he'd punched him, so I gave him two nights, but they were shouting a lot and being crazy rude so I stuck Gus in their there as well and said I'd get someone else to figure out what how long he should stay in there.
Please someone go and figure it out ASAP please? Also I'm sorry about the sofas.
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Molly PRINCESS POWERFUL Hayes
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Molly sticks it up on the noticeboard with a severe excess of drawing pins and then goes off to leave more copies of the same with the bar, just in case.
She will now be sloping off with a burger and a massive chocolate milkshake and glowering at the bar in case anyone else dares be a dumbass tonight.
[OOC: Gus and Vyvyan are in the cells for visiting and decision-making here! Molly herself is taggable tonight but only for short threads, in case anyone on Security wants an explanation that isn't scribbled in purple felt tip or for anyone else who wants to talk to her about her first-ever collar.
Incidentally, there's a sofa set on its end and various others overturned and generally scattered about somewhere in the bar which may provide a talking point.]
[Tiny tag: Vyvyan Basterd]
Please someone go and figure it out ASAP please? Also I'm sorry about the sofas.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
Molly PRINCESS POWERFUL Hayes
XXXXXXX
Molly sticks it up on the noticeboard with a severe excess of drawing pins and then goes off to leave more copies of the same with the bar, just in case.
She will now be sloping off with a burger and a massive chocolate milkshake and glowering at the bar in case anyone else dares be a dumbass tonight.
[OOC: Gus and Vyvyan are in the cells for visiting and decision-making here! Molly herself is taggable tonight but only for short threads, in case anyone on Security wants an explanation that isn't scribbled in purple felt tip or for anyone else who wants to talk to her about her first-ever collar.
Incidentally, there's a sofa set on its end and various others overturned and generally scattered about somewhere in the bar which may provide a talking point.]
[Tiny tag: Vyvyan Basterd]