[pre-Milliways:
Check Battery.]
The front door bursts open, admitting a blast of cold air, a swirl of dry snow, and a combat droid.
D0G looks like he's seen better days. His chassis is gouged and dented and covered with mud, there are loose and missing bolts all over his body, and his left arm is completely gone, apparently ripped out of its socket. (He's also got a plastic bin dangling from straps attached to his undercarriage, but one might be forgiven for missing that at first.)
Mwrrreep? D0G looks around in astonishment. He was not expecting to be back here.
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