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[remindmeof_me]

You know, if anyone ever asked Adrian Shephard when he was a kid whether he ever thought he'd find himself standing behind a bar somewhere with a coffee can and three pebbles in one hand and a loaded watergun in the other, facing a blue-mottled puppy that looked like a Christmas ham that grew eyes and legs, and shouting "NO" and squirting it in the eye whenever it barked without him saying "Speak!" first? He would've laughed in your face.

And then you would be entitled to laugh at him now, because, well, yeah.

Sometimes he shakes the can of pebbles up instead of squirting. Seems to startle the eyeball dog into quiet, at least.

[tinytag: Sativa of Arroyo]