Porthos is not pleased tonight.
Three guesses why, and the first two don't count.
(He is, however, wearing his
favorite sash around his ridiculously long neck, as he had no intentions of parting with it, and is currently investigating his surprising new sense of taste; red and blue M&Ms are completely different flavors, who knew?)
[ooc: Open foreverrrr. I dare you to mock him. DARE YOU.]