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[pirate_jack]

[From here.]

The lake door bursts open, revealing chaos.

"I warned you to keep your distance, mate!" Jack yells. Metal clashes as he brings his sword up to fend off Leonardo, followed by the crash of wood as he promptly upends the nearest table between them.

[ooc: not plot-locked! Jack and Leo may be a little distracted, given that they're

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[jdillinger]

"What the fucking hell?"

Dillinger snatches his glass back just before the table goes over.

"Don't they have rules against this shit in here?"

There's a bit of a wild grin on his face, regardless.

[ginsu_master]

"Ninja!" Leo shouts over the clang and sntck of swords. "Pirate!"

"The pirate ran!"

[pirate_jack]

"More like guidelines!" Jack shouts back. "Not that a bloody ninja follows either!"

[jdillinger]

"Well, go get him, tiger," he drawls, almost laughing. "God damn. Dinner and a floor show."

[ginsu_master]

Leonardo is wet, shirtless, sandy, and in the middle of a swordfight with brother-knocking-uping pirate.

"You should have stayed your ground, Captain. It would have be an honorable match!"

As Leo knocks Jack's arm aside and twists himself into a roundhouse kick that connects with Jack's face. He backflips then on to the nearest table to reach higher ground.

[pirate_jack]

"AAAARGH!"

Jack kicks out at the table as he goes staggering backward from the force of the blow.

"Honor? Bloody ninjas never even heard of the Code!"

[mnt_donnie]

Don looks over the top of his issue of 'National Geographic' and sighs.

It's very long-suffering.

[pirate_jack]

There's a loud crash as a chair hits the wall beside Don's table and smashes into bits.

"Might want to duck!" comes the advice, albeit belatedly.

[mnt_donnie]

Oh don't worry, Jack. He already did.

This isn't really much different than an afternoon with Raph and Leo feeling cooped up.

Except Raph usually smells better. Sheesh. Don mentally schedules Mike for an STD test.

[ginsu_master]

"Don, can you bring The Art of War when they put me in the cells? Oh, and my kit! Master Splinter will be displeased if I don't care for my swords."

He dodges a thrown chair and leaps back into the fray!

[will_scarlett]

Will curses as his drink falls then grins because Jack always bring excitement,

"Ye need some 'elp, Cap'n?"

[ginsu_master]

"I am defending my brother's honor!" Leo shouts.

And shoves Jack so he crashes into a few tables.

[pirate_jack]

Jack rolls sideways over the last of the tables and comes up on his feet, then slings a chair at Leo.

"Ninjas," he growls, and gives Will a fierce grin. "Mind the rum, mate -- see this here blithering idiot doesn't spill it, aye?"

[will_scarlett]

(OOC: Sadly I must fall over, but you both rock!)

"I'll keep it safe for ye, Cap'n an bring ye a cask in the cells."

Helpfully Will throws a chair at Leo just to keep things fair.

[onceareaper]

"No, no, no," A laconic voice from off to the side drawls. Urahara does not get in the middle of other people's fights. In fact, he rather prefers to stay as far out of them as possible, to better make sure the correct fights are happening.

But he has no scruples against commenting on a fight, especially if he has no personal stake in it.

"More strength in the elbow, flailing around like that will only get you cut to ribbons."

It's hard to say which combatant he's directing that at. Possibly both. Possibly he's seeing who will take the bait.

[pirate_jack]

At this, Jack bares his teeth at Leo in a wicked grin.

"Hear that? Ninjas don't know anything about real fighting, it's plain to see!"

[onceareaper]

"Perhaps if he saw some?" Urahara suggests, innocently, while sipping his sake.

[ginsu_master]

There is a sharp crack as Leo whips Jack across the back of the head with the blunt end of his sword.

"Stop enlisting help! This is a battle of honor!"

And flips over Jack's head again, knocking his hat askew, and sending the both of them tumbling in another direction.