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[art_and_brian]

Justin is getting annoyed with his own lack of inspiration when it comes to bartending at the moment but the truth is, his head is so full of school and, well...Brian, he'd almost forgotten he was supposed to work at all.

SPECIALS

Irish Coffee
Stout

Rum
Daquaris

Milk

There. Something for everyone.

'Bar's open.'

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[pirate_jack]

"Listen you pusillanimous pestiferous misbegotten excuse for a pugilist--"

Jack comes staggering back across the floor from the force of a blow, fetching up right against the sleeping bar as he ducks a second.

"Sorry, luv--"

[ginsu_master]

"I will have you know--" clang, swish swish, sntck "--that I follow bushido as much as my profession--"

Leo leaps across to the bar top.

"--allows me!"

[pirate_jack]

"Not very much, now is it?"

--tzing! clash!--

"Mind your feet!" Jack blocks another flashing blade, and aims a sweeping cut at Leo's legs.

"You're stepping on the lady!"

[ginsu_master]

Leap, leap, and Leo is balancing on the blade of Jack's sword. He knocks Jack once about the head with the hilt of one of his own swords.

"I gave you fair warning! I could have tied you upside down from a tree for three days!"

Leo totally wasn't thinking about doing that!

[pirate_jack]

"Says you--"

Sword weighted down, Jack snatches up the nearest bottle of drink to hand--

--CRASH!!!--

--and breaks it against the side of Leo's head.

[ginsu_master]

Turtle is down!

[pirate_jack]

And the pirate follows!